I'll answer your questions

[MrScorpio]

Just because I'm cool like that

[chickenscratching]

1. why do birds suddenly appear

when I'm near? ;)

[MrScorpio]

9. Just like me

They long to be

Close to Yooou!

[underpants]

2. What are the rules for making a left turn on red?

:hi:

[MrScorpio]

5. It's gotta be 4 o'clock in the morning

No other cars, cops or traffic cameras on the street

Or.

You're on a one way street and the only direction for the street at the intersection is left, with no traffic in sight, pedestrian or otherwise

[underpants]

7. Correct

on a one way street turning onto a one way street.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

16. Or be in the UK?

[intheflow]

3. What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[MrScorpio]

6. African or Eurotrash?

[Zuni]

11. Eurotrash...specifically one from a trendy nightclub

[MrScorpio]

14. I hear that she swallows

[Zuni]

18. The former Warsaw pact is heating up

since the Berlin wall fell, out own domestic porn industry has greatly benefitted

[Zuni]

4. How can I get my kids to brush properly?

[MrScorpio]

8. Show them the Big Book of British Teeth

If that doesn't work, buy a cattle prod

[Zuni]

10. you caught the Simpsons quote in there

too good :rofl:

[chickenscratching]

12. My real question

I feel like I spend way too much time on DU, but whenever I try to moderate it, it back fires: how do I find a reasonable balance?

[MrScorpio]

15. More kinky sex

Outdoors and away from the computer

[chickenscratching]

28. yes

that did help me out a great deal this weekend

[jandrok]

13. How many licks does it take to get to the center....

...of a Tootsiepop?

[MrScorpio]

20. I'll defer to an expert

Lil Kim!


"How Many Licks"


Hold up
So what you're saying is, oh
(@?&!? got me pissed like Lil' Kim)
You want to get freaky again, aight
A-ooh-ah-ooh
Oh, oh, oh, oh


I've been a lot of places, seen a lot of faces
Ah hell I even &%$! with different races
A white dude - his name was John
He had a Queen Bee Rules tattoo on his arm, uh
He asked me if I'd be his date for the prom
and he'd buy me a horse, a Porsche and a farm
Dan my !@&$ from Down South
Used to like me to spank him and $&@ in his *&!@!h
And Tony he was Italian (Uh-huh)
And he didn't give a *&#$ (Uh-huh)\

Clip




Ooops, Wrong expert



THREE!

[jandrok]

26. Sounded pretty much like expert commentary to me.

Yowza!

B-)

[kedrys]

17. How many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

I've been wonderin' about that one for years...

[MrScorpio]

21. Back in the 90's, the answer was five

[xmas74]

19. Why do I spaz out about Trent Reznor about once

every five years?

[MrScorpio]

23. Because that's how often he becomes relevant

[xmas74]

24. And that is how often I remember that he is hot.

I know he's short but I can't help it. Still hot.

[lpbk2713]

22. How many chucks could a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I've always wanted to know.

[MrScorpio]

27. This is Chuck Wood...

Even he doesn't know the answer to that fucking question.

And he has a PhD from Brown Univ. http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/vwteam/cwood.html

Sorry, you're hosed

[UrbScotty]

25. Will the Pistons win 2nite? Will the U-M softball team win the CWS?

Have I ever used "2nite" on DU?

[MrScorpio]

29. They fucking better...

And yes, you just did!