Holy crap....JESUS LIFTED WEIGHTS!!!

[dhinojosa]

From the cool site of:
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/jesii/356/index.html

[enigmatic]

1. Jesus found Barry Bonds' steroids stash, I see....

;)

[realisticphish]

2. well, he WOULD have been buff

i mean, damn, he built houses for 20 years

[gator_in_Ontario]

3. kinda resembles the bow flex

[RevCheesehead]

4. I think the comments there are just as funny as the pics.

Next on Bush’s agenda: steroids in Christianity. I think if this beefy Jesus were put on the stand in front of Congress, He would maintain, “I’m not here to talk about the past. My message is steroids is bad.”

Disciple Jana calls this image “Buff Jesus.” She discovered it on eBay (credit due to Boris Vallejo for his oil painting skills). Jana writes, “I've never seen Jesus quite like this. I personally like my Jesus skinny and sickly.”

I’ll take my Jesus any way I can get Him -- on the juice or Atkins-friendly. The appearance of being able to bench-press a church is a bonus.

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With arms like that, he'd hang around all weekend. No wonder people think he didn't really die. :)

[chicagojoe]

5. Is this a fundie site, a cool legitimate site, or a parody?

[dhinojosa]

6. A legitimate parody....

Fun for christians, atheists, and agnostics a like. Deep thought and Self reflecting christians often comment about how funny some of their fellow followers are in making weird pics like this.

[chicagojoe]

7. Cool. Thanks. n/t

[texanwitch]

8. I love this website, it was one of the first websites I discovered when

I went on the internet.

It looks like Jesus is about to escape, he broke the cross he's on.

I like the paint by numbers Jesus pictures, I seem to rememeber my Aunt painting a huge paint by number Last Supper picture, she framed it.

[sasquatch]

9. Looks like Jesus had a relationship with Balco

Does this mean he'll have to go infront of Congress some time soon.

[evlbstrd]

10. I found a metal crucifix in the basement of my house

after we moved into it.
Now I keep it on the porch by the smoker.
It's my Jesus-on-a-Stick.

Before you flame, I'm a Recovering Catholic.

[gmoney]

11. http://www.jeeeb.us

The local monstrosity lampooned...

http://www.jeeeb.us