I........AM.......NOT.......A.......DIPSHIT......

[Skittles]

I SWEAR I'M NOT...........

[Bossy Monkey]

1. "Please don't shoot my dog, mister!"

Today's gratuitous Little Rascals reference.

[Ganja Ninja]

9. “I’ve seen better heads on a glass of root beer.”

Today's gratuitous Buggs Bunny reference.

[GOPisEvil]

2. WTF is up with his nose?

Is it adding a second room? :shrug:

[Capn Sunshine]

27. shouldn't the question be WTF is UP his nose?

Yak licks anyone?

[Lady Freedom]

3. He should not try and say that with a strait face!

His face might break!

[terrya]

4. Don't you just want to slap him? Repeatedly?

I swear he looks like a grown-up version of the high school bully.

[larryepke]

5. Looks like?!?

Hell, he IS the "grown-up" high school bully.

Teddy Roosevelt called the presidency "the bully pulpit." George thought he meant he could stand there and BE a bully.

[BurtWorm]

6. His eyes look like Katherine Ross's at the end of The Stepford Wives.

Not quite as pretty, though.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. just for the record Skittles

I never thought you were a dipshit.

:)

[BurtWorm]

10. Even though you said something nice to her

I KNOW SHE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

[Skittles]

23. I WISH I COULD SAY

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE HEARD THAT. :7

[soleft]

8. Where's Michael? Sonny? Fredo? Luca Brazi?

[peekaloo]

19. They shot Santino 36 times.

Director: Thanks George but we feel you'd be much better suited playing to your intellectual level, so you get the role of Fredo. Capiche."

[RuB]

11. Bushie just snorted a huge wad of snot into his mouth

and he's running it around in there with his tongue while he thinks.

And if you didn't notice it Bushie has a horrible habit of doing that publicly. Its very gross and I wish he'd stop doing it on national tv.

[Brucey]

12. "Richard Nixon? You say I look more like him everyday?

What's wrong with that?"

[MUAD_DIB]

13. Damn! It looks like the chimp's doing Brando!

Don Corleone, the Godfather himself.

Colin, Colin. Iv'e talked to Condi, and you are just not a wartime concelerri.

It's not that you aren't a good conselerri. It's just that Rumsfeld wasn't a good Don.

[underpants]

16. Arrgh you beat me to it.

:thumbsup:

[soleft]

21. actually I beat you to it

[MUAD_DIB]

22. Have to give credit where credit's due.

Still damn funny though.

[soleft]

24. you're lines are great!

:)

[underpants]

25. Yeah

Okay I missed that one

:thumbsup:

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Oh Yes, You Are

Just cause you say it, doesn't make it true, Georgie-boy.
The Professor

[underpants]

15. White House staffer were shocked as W suddenly did his "Brando"

:bounce:

[underpants]

17. Like many forrest rodents in winter W stores his nuts in his mouth

Lots of room still available.

[grannylib]

18. No, Mommy, I don't wanna eat my spinach!

he looks like a petulent two-year-old, who is probably stamping his feet at the same time.
Go sit in a corner, W...you have been VERY BAD!

[underpants]

20. I gonna hold my breath until you all stop asking them trick questions

Hffffmmp

[Hubert Flottz]

26. Bush Mishandles The Truth, Don't You Believe It!

A good rule of thumb is: A Repub That Don't Lie Ain't Got Nothin' To Say!

[ScreamingMeemie]

28. What, no halo this time???

:evilgrin:

[thebigidea]

29. reminds me of an old pic