Who wins in this Faux News "Royal Rumble"?

[VermontDem2004]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Clinton's penis

It's going to get back at them all for their years of verbal abuse!

[illini]

2. It depends on who shrub says should win.

Faux news doesnt do anything without checking with their minders first. :smoke:

[meegbear]

3. I'm giving colmes a sympathy vote ...

although my mother, who just had both knees replaced the past summer, has a better chance of winning.

[Brucey]

4. For some reason unknown to me or to any sentient being,

lots of people follow O'Reilly. Even Dems. I don't get it. I never will, so please don't try to explain. I am suffering in shock and awe.

[underpants]

5. I have to go with hardened criminal Shepard Smith

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/dsmithmug1.html

[VermontDem2004]

6. Nice mugshot

:thumbsup:

[tsipple]

7. I Voted Cavuto

On the strength of his mercenary army. :-)

[Stupdworld]

8. bill oreilly

he is the biggest, but in royal rumble rules, most smaller people gang up on the big one. but i see oreilly making a secret pact with the fox and friends gang who will turn on hannity and cavuto, the next biggest guys, and they will back them against the ropes, while oreilly does a double clothesline knocking them both over the ropes and onto the flor where they ar eeliminated. at the end, clintons penis makes a mystery entrance as the final contestant in the royal rumble, and he comes to the ring to taunt oreilly,distracting the ref, but at the last minute rush limbaugh jumps out from the crowd with a chair, and he comes at oreilly swinging, but oreilly ducks at the last minute while limbaugh plows the last comptetitor. Oreilly gives austin the stone cold stunner, and then chucks the stunned last guy over therefore giving him the shot at wrestlemania against clinton's penis.

[VermontDem2004]

9. rotflmao

A nice prediction of the Faux News Royal Rumble.

[underpants]

10. You forgot about Roger Ailes pimping "The Blondes"

Very funny. That is every royal rumble I've ever seen all over again.