A man finds out he's got 24 hours to live....

[THUNDER HANDS]

So he goes to his wife and says "The doctors told me I have 24 hours to live, can we please make love before I die?"

The wife says, of course, and they make love.

A few hours later the man sees his time winding down and again asks his wife "Honey, can we please make love again before I die?"

The wife says, sure, and they make love again.

A few hours pass and now the man only has a short while before he croaks. He looks over at his wife, sleeping soundly next to him. He leans over and nudges her shoulder.

"Honey," the dying man says, "Do you think we could---"

"Give it a rest already," the wife says back to him. "I've got to get to work this morning, you don't."

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1. A guy gets a phone call from his doctor.

The doctor says, "I have bad news, and I have worse news."

"Give me the bad news first," says the guy.

"Okay," says the doctor. "You only have 48 hours to live."

"48 hours to live?!" the guy moans. "What could possibly be the worse news?"

The doctor replies, "I was supposed to call you yesterday."