Paris Hilton gettin' hitched.

[ronnykmarshall]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=6&u=/nm/20050531/en_nm/people_hilton_dc


Does "Ubiquitous socialite" actually mean snotty spoiled brat hag?


Countdown starts ........ NOW!!!

[ronnykmarshall]

1. You gotta love this line:

She currently co-stars in the movie "House of Wax," eliciting audience cheers when her character is killed off.

This sack of crap and going to be the grand marshal at the LA Gay Pride parade. :puke:

Hope Miss Thang does expect a nice greeting from me when her ass floats by.

[Burma Jones]

2. You forgot Porn Actress............

[mongo]

11. I wouldn't call that acting....

Worst...Porno...Ever!

[jeff30997]

3. Spoiled brat indeed.

[gordianot]

4. Paris, does she fashion herself as Helen of Troy?

[ghostsofgiants]

5. How much you wanna bet that the "honeymoon tape" gets "stolen"?

Seems almost inevitable really. I predict it's all over the internet within two days, if that.

[Melodybe]

6. So Paris is marrying some guy named Paris.

That's weird.

[aden_nak]

7. NEW HEADLINE: Village Bicycle Going For Last Ride

[jswordy]

8. I give it a year! n/t

[Momgonepostal]

9. At the most. Bet they have the mother of all pre-nups, too

[jswordy]

10. OH GAWD YES! One mega-fortune meets another. Briefly. LOL. n/t

[Robb]

12. "Hitched" must mean something I don't know about...

...as in "I watched her gettin' hitched on a freakin' night vision camera!" :D

[Old_Fart]

13. If they hitched her to a post you wouldn't be able to find her

:spray: