scientoLogy = the dark side of the force

[sniffa]

i now beLieve that the dark side of the force, or the sith, is actuaLLy scientoLogy.

i'm having troubLe with the order of the sith, but for compactness sake,

L ron hubbard = darth sideous (though reaLLy, he's darth bane. due to the secretive nature of the sith/scientoLogists, it's hard to verify the order of succesion.).

tom cruise = darth vader, the most powerfuL scientoLogist ever!

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. At least this isn't as tiresome as the Palpatine=Bush threads.

:)

[kick-ass-bob]

2. "tom cruise = darth vader, the most powerfuL scientoLogist ever!"

Wouldn't Travolta beg to differ?

[sniffa]

3. yes. but travoLta is darth tryranus

and we aLL know what happened to him (if you saw the movie).

notice any new travoLta movies LateLy?

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Yeah - he was in

uhh....well there was.... hmmmm.....

oh wait! "FACE OFF"

:crazy:

[madrchsod]

8. travolta would if he could but

tom has spent more cash on the "cult of l ron hubbard" than john has. boy toy tommie received the first "big cheese" medal the cult has issuedso thus making him the top cult member in the universe.

[JHB]

5. So would Travolta be...

DA DA DA Darth Barberino!
DA DA DA Darth Barberino!
Barberino! Barberino!

[LeftCoast]

6. Better be careful or you'll have hordes of ScientoloTrolls after ya!

:D

[sniffa]

7. hopefuLLy i can resist their Lure

the dark side is seductive.

[LeftCoast]

9. True, but your secret weapon - a balcony and a full bladder will keep them

away! LOL

[sniffa]

10. doubtfuL. they might think that xenu, is bLessing them

[LeftCoast]

11. Oh yeah, that "You will be showered with golden blessings" edict

I'd forgotten about that. :)