Every time I smoke a good cigar it makes me feel cigary for days

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

I only have about 2 a year and love them as I'm smoking them. But damn do they stay with me.

[dolo amber]

1. Somehow, the word "cigary" suits you

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

2. I hear that.

Back in my "must have smoke coming into my lungs at all times" phase (ask Paul), I used to loooooooove the smell and tatse of good tobacco, but found that days after I hadn't had any, I still felt a bit queasy from the leftover smoke.

That's when I switched to crystal meth. Now I don't have that problem.

[Zuni]

4. well, as I always say

if you only smoke angel dust, you can't possibly smoke enough to get lung cancer! :hi:

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Yup: that was some of my Gramma's best advice.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. True story - my Grandma's advice to my big brother when his girl left him

was: "every girl's got a p__sy"

You can't make that shit up

[RandomKoolzip]

11. No shit.

My dad once told me that James Taylor was the best music to listen to when you're fucked up on Heroin.

But he never said the word "pussy" to me. That's messed up, dude.

[Zuni]

12. naughty parts make baby cry

:cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

13. But they make mature Jesus wet.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. That's John the Baptist's fault.

badoom tiss!

[RandomKoolzip]

18. Give yourselves a big hand!

Lake Tahoe audiences are the greatest audiences in the world!

[Zuni]

24. Star wars, nothing but star wars....

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. Here come the STAAAAR Wars - coming for you!

[UncleSepp]

15. Hi, cousin!

I'm rofl over here... your grandma sounds just like my grandma.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. My grandma's favorite joke:

A woman is trying to get into a group of bikers and they're asking her questions.

"ever been in and accident?"
"nope"

"ever been in a bar brawl?"
"sure, plenty of times."

"ever been pulled over by the fuzz?"
"nope, but I've been swung around by the tits"


I miss you Grandma!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Dude - sniffing glue doesn't even involve smoke

nor does acid

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Therefore such drugs are inferior.

[Zuni]

9. but you are still inhaling the glue

you don't even have to smoke it! That is the good part! All the high, with none of the cancer causing tars!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

21. Huffarific!

[ClassWarrior]

3. I smoke a cigar every now and then just to remind me...

...why I don't smoke cigars.

In fact, I may have cured myself of the tendency the last time. ~yuck!!~

NGU.

[ret5hd]

10. a friend brought me 9 cuban cohibas from a trip overseas (for a price)...

i make one last three days...man, they're good.

[sam sarrha]

14. Cigars have the nicotine of more than 2 packs of cigarettes you absorb the

nicotine thru the tissues of the mouth.. i have had 2 cigar smoking fiends die of throat cancer. nicotine is one of the more addictive substances known.. i have heard it is more than 10 times more addictive than Heroine.. and actually heroine wont kill you if you don't O.D. and can live a sanitary life.. it is basically the despotic lifestyle of a thief that kills Heroine addicts, in later life they usually turn to alcoholism..it is cheaper to maintain.

[sam sarrha]

19. If you use ANY NICOTINE product you are playing with fire..

It is like playing Russian Roulette.when you are addicted to Nicotine .. it is for life.. or to an early horrible death

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

26. Thank you.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Nicotine addiction is not an issue with me

but thanks. I'm sorry about your losses

[Zuni]

22. it is with me

today is my 15th day without a cigarette! I am still not out of the rough yet, though

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. hang tough man!