Ever been checking out a woman at a store or something....

[HEyHEY]

And been busted by their kid? Happened to me tonight. I was at the grocery store and there was a young woman beside me looking at the soups. I snuck a quick glimpse of her, then felt this presence. I looked again and just past her, her infant son was staring at me...
It was kinda wierd...

[Catherine Vincent]

1. I always get a chuckle when I'm on the bus and

happen to notice the guys in front of me looking at a woman that either enters the bus or if they see a woman on the street and they are just gawking at them. It's like they can't help it. No self control. LOL.

[HEyHEY]

3. Why are you gawking at them

That's creepy :P

[Catherine Vincent]

5. Hey, if I see a good looking guy, I'm goanna look.

So I wasn't gawking at the guys, I just happen to notice them checking out women. It's quite funny.

[eyesroll]

2. I (almost) got busted by my former mother-in-law.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=1576346&mesg_id=1576346

[fudge stripe cookays]

18. Bwa ha!

Thanks for lightening my day, hon. Iced tea everywhere!

:rofl:

FSC

[sundog]

33. hahaha

I remember that :P

[Jara sang]

4. Just stare the kid down, that's what I do,

What are they going to do? Narc you out? They're a kid, you are an adult, plausible deniability. You have credibility they don't, you can take that to the bank baby!

[Telly Savalas]

8. But we're HETERO MALE adults. Plausible deniabilty just isn't there...

on the issue of gawking at their mom.

[tigereye]

6. uh

He knew what you were up to! ;)

[HEyHEY]

7. He didn't have to look at me like that

:hide:

[tigereye]

9. yeah

busted by an infant! that's pretty funny, actually. Infants do seem to know more than they are able to tell you! :silly:

[CTLawGuy]

10. Do women notice when we look at them?

:blush:

[In_The_Wind]

14. sometimes

would you want them to notice?

[CTLawGuy]

22. maybe in limited circumstances

but usually no.

[GirlinContempt]

32. Yes.

[BiggJawn]

11. "Hey, buster! Those are MINE! Go suck your own mommy's!"

Good thing the kid couldn't talk, eh?
:D

[SarahB]

12. Yeah.

I've been the woman being checked out too. :P

[unhappycamper]

13. GUYS: try this!

What's even funnier is to hang out with a gal with some cleavage. Watch where the men's eyes go.

[hfojvt]

35. which is more logical or entertaining?

to look at cleavage or to look at a guy's eyes when he is looking at cleavage? :shrug: We all have our priorities.

[bettyellen]

15. i just caught my neighbors kid staring at my boobs yesterday......

i paid him to help me with yard work, and he got nothing done. i didn't realize he'd grown up that much, dayum. he turned red and stuttered.
he's turning out just like his father.

[Redstone]

23. Just like his father, eh? See if I ever let you hire my kid

to help you with the yard work again!

Redstone

[bettyellen]

24. LOL

yep, i busted the little redpebble, redhanded!

[Redstone]

29. Damn, and I thought I had been subtle enough all along

for you not to notice me peeking.

I'm gonna kick that kid's butt for ruining things for me!

Redstone

[name not needed]

27. Hey, it's better than catching Matcom

Cause that usually requires prying him off with a crowbar :P

[kwassa]

16. true story

A friend, an attractive woman in her late 20s, was sunning herself on a beach in California in her bikini. Alongside her was her two-year old son. A man walked up to my friend and uttered the scintillating opening pick-up line:

"Hey, baby!"

Her two-year old son pulled himself up indignantly, and said in a loud voice,

"I am not a baby!"

My friend couldn't stop laughing.

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. That's when you start making cooing noises at the baby,

and engage in an impromptu game of Peek-A-Boo. You'll come off looking like a super-stud, trust me.

[Left Is Write]

19. Actually, no.

:D

[jswordy]

20. The baby was just being territorial and...

...guarding the food supply! LOL.

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. That is so cute!!! I can just imagine it...

I will tell you that it is disconcerting being the mother of a 15 year old girl who is the check outee. I finally bought her a t-shirt that says, "I am up here"...with an arrow pointing up. She is only a child...:(

[Redstone]

25. Boy, am I glad we don't have any daughers...

it's gotta be really tough when they get to be that age...wait a minute. I've seen your pictures. You're not old enough to have a 15-year-old kid...are you?

Redstone

[ScreamingMeemie]

36. Would you believe I had her when I was 9?

;) :hi: Actually, I was almost twenty. You are so sweet Redstone. :hi:

[Redstone]

40. Not being sweet, just being honest.

Redstone

[SarahB]

26. I hear you.

My daughter is 13, but she's 5'7" (taller than me and looks more like she's 17 or 18) and we get checked out together. Not a comfortable feeling.

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. It's my biggest fear. I coach her how to handle it, but I still worry.

It's tough when they get to be this age. It's good to know I'm not alone. :pals:

[jswordy]

28. ROFL! I gotta tell ya, MrsGrumpy, that was FUNNY AS HELL!

Ya oughta market those shirts!

[Redstone]

30. Yes, a definite cafepress best-seller!

She really should do that. Great suggestion.

Redstone

[jswordy]

31. See, that just shows you are such a GUY! LOL. We're terrible!

Guy #1: WOW! Did you see that young thang there??? SHE IS HOT!

Guy #2: "That is my DAUGHTER!"

Guy #1: "Oh...sorry man."

LOLOLOL. THE DOUBLE STANDARD LIVES!!!! See Richard Pryor, about his teenage daughter's friends. LOLOLOL.

[Redstone]

34. Yup, men are all pigs. Unless it's their daughter or sister,

in which case they turn into wolverines.

Redstone

[ScreamingMeemie]

37. I love watching men's faces when they read it!

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

39. I gotta tell you that is the ONE advantage to being

an "A" cup - no one ever has trouble looking me in the eye :P

[Ellen Forradalom]

41. You really are obsessed

with women in supermarkets, aren't you?

[HEyHEY]

42. That's where I seem to see them most often

[Ellen Forradalom]

44. As we're waltzing through the produce section

squeezing tomatoes to see if they're firm.

[lildreamer316]

43. Smart boy.

My little man does the same thing...so glad he can't talk yet to tell daddy; or there would be some dead ppl around.:eyes:

[WMliberal]

45. whateva. His look meant

I get closer to her titties than you'll ever get :silly: