Will there be a baby boom because DU was slow for a few hours?

[EFerrari]

[BikePunk]

1. Slow???

hadn't noticed.

[aeolian]

2. We breed like bunnies when we're not preoccupied.

:evilgrin:

[EFerrari]

5. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:rofl:

[aeolian]

10. It's true!

This page is actually a CIA front to keep us all busy. If not for DU, we'd be breeding li'l libruls all over the place! Imagine the consequences!!! Good schools, trees, clean food, sunshine...Horror!

(as an added bonus to the pyramid with the eye on top: the homosexual members of DU are also kept from their unspeakable vices.)


Shhhh! Don't tell anyone. Especially the freepers...their heads may explode.

[EFerrari]

12. Ouch. LOL

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

25. Well, you can breed... we gay guys try, but we're basically blind bunnies.

:evilgrin:

[im10ashus]

3. Not unless my boyfriend or I develop ovaries.

Can't speak for the rest of DU. :-)

[EFerrari]

6. That makes you part of the solution, imho

:)

[im10ashus]

8. LMAO.

What "solution" would that be?

[EFerrari]

9. Look, I'm a recovering MOM. My legal counsel says

no comment.

:rofl:

:hi:

[rzemanfl]

4. I went out and banged away like Charles Lindbergh. n/t

[benburch]

7. Well, except for the vasectomy I had twenty years ago...

We would probably have had at least twins on the way by now...

[EFerrari]

17. Don't whistle till your out o da woods.

I had a perfectly paid for tubal ligation AND have a strapping boy to show for it.

:)

[benburch]

26. Well, given the number of different "contacts" in the last two decades...

I'd say that I am "shooting blanks"

[enigmatic]

11. If was for my wife and I...

It was the Immaculate Conception!

[EFerrari]

16. Okay -- We need to ask Skinner for

either timed black outs or an affidavit.

You decide. :)

[enigmatic]

18. LOL!

;)

[merh]

13. Probably so, but unfortunately for me

I did finally get some sleep. :boring:

[Nikia]

14. My husband and I use birth control

If we did not, we'd probably have 6 or 7 children by now.

[Bunny]

15. I shall name him or her:

Skinnearlad.

[EFerrari]

19. Well, that's got to be better than "Brittany"

:)

[In_The_Wind]

20. I spent the evening sending instant messages with another DUer

:shrug: no risk of adding to a baby boom there!

[Swamp Rat]

21. HAHAHAHA!!!!! OTHER!

:rofl:

edit: :rofl:

[EFerrari]

23. O Ye of Little Faith

:rofl:

[bpilgrim]

22. lol

unfortunately my beloved is in japan =(

:hi:

peace

[EFerrari]

24. DUer Pilgrim, can she get any of us in?

:hi:

[xmas74]

27. Not from me.

No more babies coming out of my babymaker any time soon!