"Your cigarette is not nearly as sexy as my parachute pants."

[chickenscratching]

OH, REALLY?


You tell me, DU

[cassandra uprising]

1. If memory serves correctly,

the crotch of the pant inseam needs to to fall an inch above the knee in order to qualify as "hammer pants."

How are you darling?!?

:bounce:

[chickenscratching]

4. great!

how are you, babe?

[asthmaticeog]

6. If he didn't have 'em hiked up all old-man style,

they'd be in the Hammer zone, rather than in HIS hammer zone.

[iconoclastic cat]

2. I dunno...them's 'r some purdy shiny pants! Heh, heh, heh...

[Deja Q]

3. I've got to pray just to make it today...

[chickenscratching]

5. kick

[swag]

7. Isn't it a little early in the morning for mantitties?

[chickenscratching]

8. you can go tell that to hedges

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. It's never too early for my tufted jewels.

[chickenscratching]

10. "tufted jewels"

you are too much, hedges, you took too much.

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. I make you look like that little girl in your sigline...

...don't I?

[chickenscratching]

12. maybe if

you looked like you were 40, sure, otherwise, :shrug: what are you trying to say?

are you trying to remind me and the whole word of my nubile-ness?
:cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. I do look like I'm 40.

Which wouldn't be so bad if I were. :cry:

[chickenscratching]

14. it doesn't always

feel good to be the younger one. I know exactly what you mean.

you don't truly think you look like you're 40, do you hedges?
you need to rustle up that wicked handlebar mustachio and take on the world.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Perhaps I just feel like I'm forty.

It's easier that way.

[chickenscratching]

16. Easier to

cope?
Or easier to feel adequate?

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I rarely feel adequate.

But that just makes me try harder.

[chickenscratching]

19. Do you ever succeed?

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Rarely.

[chickenscratching]

22. I'm sorry to hear you say that

[name not needed]

21. And everyone knows you wished you looked like this

[SOteric]

18. Truly,

Neither one of you are doing anything for me. :shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. HA!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RandomKoolzip]

23. The only way to be objective about this is.....

Well, there is no way. Me an' hedges made out before. I've never made out with you and you've never made out with hedges, so I'm afraid any judgement I (or Beastman or dolo amber or eyesroll or asthmaticeog) might make would be unfairly biased toward hedges, since we've all sucked face with the guy.

Plus, smoking is gross. I used to smoke a pack and a half a day of Marlboro 100's....I know of what I speak.

[chickenscratching]

24. I'm glad I could use this time to sufficiently

turn you off, then. :P

[RandomKoolzip]

26. Oh, that happened a long time ago.

I actually have no genitals. I'm smooth like a Ken doll, baby.

[chickenscratching]

27. all you got is a corn nut, baby

make sure you wax that shit

[RandomKoolzip]

28. I wax AND milk it hourly.

BTW, can you come over and change my catheter, hedges honey? Danke.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Damn.

I've made out with a lot of DUers. :o

[chickenscratching]

30. don't be such a bicycle, hedges

harlot!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

32. A bicycle? How so?

Once you learn how to ride, you wish you hadn't bothered?

[chickenscratching]

33. .

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

34. Please don't hug me.

It is unseemly.

[RandomKoolzip]

35. Yeah...that's my job, chickenscrofulous.

[chickenscratching]

36. Consider yourself dehugged

[Magrittes Pipe]

37. Thank you.

Now get pickin'.

[chickenscratching]

38. just be aware, this could take all day

[Magrittes Pipe]

39. I can only hope.

[RandomKoolzip]

31. It's bigger than McCarthy's list of Communists in the State Department.

The list is, I mean.