Please Hedges, Don't Hurt 'Em...(pics)

[dolo amber]

Oh no...you can't touch this...:D

[fleabert]

1. coincidence...

I just quoted hammer time earlier today here on DU...

dooo doodoo doooo, whoa whoa whoa. stop. hammer time!

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. I couldn't help it. The music hit me so hard.

[xmas74]

3. did it make you say oh my Lord

Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and to hype beat?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. No.

It was just gas.

[xmas74]

5. Good thing.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I took some Pepto.

[xmas74]

10. I have a kid addicted to Pepto.

She thinks that they use it to make cotton candy.

[sniffa]

8. the hammer toe

:o

[fleabert]

31. they really are ugly...

I'll post a pic someday and you can tell me your opinion...I trust you to be honest.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Errrr...I don't wanna touch that.

:P

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Be honest.

[name not needed]

9. pumps and a bump

:P

[Mrs_Beastman]

11. I'm speechless

really...I don't know what to say.


The purple is a nice touch:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. You watched your husband stick his tongue down my throat...

...and THIS leaves you speechless? :shrug:

[Mrs_Beastman]

16. This is a crime againest fashion

My psyche may not recover. Hot man on man action, not so much.

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. You'd hit it.

Don't act like you wouldn't, either...
:P

[GirlinContempt]

12. ROFL

dolo amber, you're my hero

[asthmaticeog]

17. Um, 'scuse me for a sec...

I have to um... go to the bathroom. I'll just be a minute.

[Tektonik]

18. Don't forget your hand lotion

:P

[mike_c]

21. lol!

!!!!!

[Tektonik]

22. I know that was bad

:evilgrin:

[XNASA]

19. MC Hummer

2 legit!
2 legit 2 spit!

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. That's just wrong.

[Elidor]

20. Al Hedges, male gigolo

It has a nice ring to it. I'll bet you could make $20 a night pimping him off. $25 if you find the right neighborhood. A little purple lipstick and you're in business.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Hey!

:grr:

I'm worth AT LEAST $50 a night.

[blue neen]

25. Those purple pants...hmm.

Does this mean he is now a Minnesota Vikings fan??? :evilgrin:

Maybe he actually is one of the Viking players. He looks like he is waiting to catch a pass in the endzone in the third pic. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. And if they don't throw it to me, I'll just leave the game early.

And cry like a little baby.

Vikings suck.

[SOteric]

26. Excuse me.

I have to go poke out my mind's eye.

[eyesroll]

28. I think we need a flashing "hammer pants" warning...

Thankfully, the toddler is with her mother tonight and isn't here to ask what the silly man is doing...

[chickenscratching]

29. oh, bless me!

*swish swish swish*

you're the swish-anator.

Oh my, can I ever take you seriously again? Not when you're packing coconuts. Pull them britches up, just a biiiit more...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

30. Proper!

[JimmyJazz]

32. I'm kicking this just so more people can be witness to....well, to...

whatever the hell it is you were trying to accomplish :crazy:

btw - do you realize you chest is significantly more pale than your face? Get some sun, dude.

[cassandra uprising]

33. The only question I have for you Hedges

is what is your super hero stage name?

here are some suggestions,

The Profound Purp

Electric Lavender Entropy

the Secret Shame of Al Hedges
-a tale of woe, loathing and conquest

Cut me some slack, I'm currently working on coffee number 2.