I only date men who ask me

[catzies]

And no one's asked since October 1997.

[RandomKoolzip]

1. Take the initiative!

Guys love that.

[catzies]

2. Every time I see one I'd like to,

He happens to have a circular gold thing on the 4th finger of his left hand.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. A tumorous growth?

If it's gold, it's probably way past "malignant" by now. That's gross.

Ask out a healthy guy sometime.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. Sometimes men are stupid. Often, actually.

You have to understand that Fred Flintsone really IS the "template" for many, many men. It seldom takes more than a well-cooked bronto burger to make a man yell "Yabba Dabba DOO"...assuming you WANT that.

:evilgrin:

Seriously. Watch a few episodes and plan your next move. Assume you have the upper hand. Because you DO, in most cases.



:toast:

[Left Is Write]

5. You could ask him.

It's a crazy idea, I know - but just crazy enough to work.

[Shoeempress]

6. Of course you should ask men out. I did when I was single. Plus

if your are too embarrassed, they are easy to trick. I always invited them out with "my group of friends who are doing Whatever" At the last minute I'd call and say they all canceled but I still want to go do whatever, you up for it? Worked every time and if it didn't I could save face.

[catzies]

7. Wow, clever strategy.

If I see/meet a dateable man, I'll do that. :thumbsup:

[hfojvt]

8. that is hilarious

I once ask a woman out, to goto something I knew she was going to (her own church's musical). She told me she was going with a group of friends, and did not invite me to join them. Ouch. Another one for the loss column.