I'm Rick Santorum's box turtle. Ask me anything.

[UrbScotty]

[fortyfeetunder]

1. Is it true about box turtles and guys?

you know, as the senator alluded?

[UrbScotty]

4. The senator and I have a very hush-hush relationship.

Whatever it is they say, don't believe it. The liberal media is out of control.

[GarKeeper]

2. What subspecies are you?

n/t

[UrbScotty]

6. Homo phobiens. (nt)

[swag]

3. Do you vibrate?

[UrbScotty]

7. No comment (nt)

[Vanje]

5. I'm a gay American. Lets get married!

Isn't that legal now in Massachusetts?

[UrbScotty]

8. I'd marry you, except Dad wouldn't walk me down the aisle. (nt)

[11 Bravo]

9. How much larger is your little reptilian asshole today,

as compared to the day you first came under the tender auspices of Senator Sphinctorum?

[UrbScotty]

13. I haven't noticed any difference

...because I don't open my eyes.

[Arugula Latte]

10. Is it true that "once you go Republican Senator, you don't go back?"

.

[UrbScotty]

14. I haven't heard that one. (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

11. Shouldnt you be Cornyn's

You know I actually saw him once, what a douche, this right after he made his remarks about judges.

[Book Lover]

12. Can't you pass salmonella or something onto him?