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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:12 PM
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It's Friday you bastards . . . Randy thread
Do you want to dance the Lambada with me in the Carribbean moonlight? Nude, of course.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:14 PM
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1. The subject line does not refer to me?
I wouldn't want you banned for "calling me out," Tiffany.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:15 PM
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2. Of course it does.
Sex me, big boy.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:15 PM
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3. Okay....I have determined that you are a boy.
Next!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:17 PM
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4. Your tongue is like moist cake.
I hate cake.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:19 PM
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5. Me too.
I prefer a glass shaft inserted, then shattered.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:20 PM
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6. Now I know what to get you for a best man's gift.
A mercury thermometer.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:22 PM
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7. And a ball-peen hammer.
I love writing "Ball-peen." That's the best combination of words EVER.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:24 PM
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8. But I was gonna do it by clenching.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:26 PM
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9. HAMMERTIME! NOW!
UUuuuuuuuhhhhggggh......Ah.

Cigarette?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:26 PM
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10. Blood cigarette.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:28 PM
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11. The best kind! Ass-bestos filters!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-27-05 02:34 PM
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12. You are such an arthole.
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