i hAvE ROmeO. iF yoU EvER wANt tO sEE RomEO AgAin...

[Maddy McCall]

YoU MuST REsPonD tO THiS ThreAD!

wArnINg: HE's iN My STaSh.

[DS1]

1. Keep it.

SHIT! WRONG USER NAME!

LOCKING!

[Maddy McCall]

3. LOL!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. looks like he got into your weed too!

big time bloodshot!

[Aiptasia]

4. great, now im going to have nightmares

about that dog. Usually it's about chihuahuas eating my face but now it's going to be chihuahuas shooting me up.

[JimmyJazz]

5. You forgot the ransom note!

[Maddy McCall]

6. Yeah, I was attempting to achieve that psycho ransom note look...

with my caps and lower case mix. :D

[Skinner]

7. Oh. My. God.

What have you done with my dog?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Hold on...

he's got a dirty needle from the St. Bernard. Did I mention that the St. Bernard has been humpin' him all morning.

Let me go separate them. Damn. They're making a mess of the bedroom.

:hi:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

14. Told you it would work

Do I get a cut of the ransom?

[Maddy McCall]

15. Shit! I forgot to ask for money.

Should I ask for an amillion dollars? :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. Sure...they just finished a fund drive...I am sure they have the cash

on hand

[Maddy McCall]

17. As you can see by looking at Romeo...

I've got a shitload of heroin to replace. But, you can have 50% AFTER I replace the stuff that Romeo's puttin' in his vein.

Damn dog.

[youthere]

18. Yes! One MILlion dollars...

[madinmaryland]

19. Watch out, this guy might come out . . .

[cornermouse]

9. Look. Its the Skinner. He's here.

[Jara sang]

10. ROFLMAO!

:spray: :rofl: That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time, thanks!

[stellanoir]

11. "Romeo was restless

he was ready to kill.

Jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't stand still.

Juliet was standing with the safety net.

She said, "Don't bury me 'cause I'm not dead yet."

Let me tell you 'bout the mystery dance.

Let me tell you 'bout the mystery dance.

Let me tell you 'cause I tried and I tried and I'm still mystified.

I can't do it anymore and I'm not satisfied."

"Declan Patrick MacManus (aka Elvis Costello) will be remembered as the Frank Sinatra of a generation," a friend recently said. I disagree because Costello has been far more prolific and written his own songs and displayed amazing range.

I love him.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. "This Painting is called "Kurt Cobain's Worst Nightmare.'"

[graywarrior]

13. Here lizard lizard lizard