It's easier to get laid if you are attractive, interesting, and rich.

[Magrittes Pipe]

:cry:

[chickenscratching]

1. however

it's easier to get STD's too

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. If you don't wanna swim with the crabs...

...get outta the ocean.

[Aiptasia]

2. three strikes! no wonder im not getting laid

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. It really hurts to be you, doesn't it?

:hug:

[Aiptasia]

22. At times, thanks for the hug

I'm working on the rich thing... But I really am uninteresting and larger than the average mammal.

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Huh. Why do I get so much tail, then?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Pity.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. I think it's my man-boobs.

I have a hunch women think I'm actaully a lesbian and they're "walking on the wild side."

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Damn, you're an ugly woman.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Isn't that a Sophie B. Hawkins song?

Or is my cough syrup workin' overtime this morning...

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I now hate you.

[RandomKoolzip]

18. "Now?"

[Magrittes Pipe]

20. Damn! Wish I was your uncle.

[RandomKoolzip]

23. "Damn! I'm Glad I'm not a Walrus."

[redqueen]

5. Usually one out of the three will get you there.

Unless you smell or something.

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. Strike four.

:cry:

[redqueen]

13. Awwwwww...

it's okay... dolo doesn't seem to mind.

:pals:

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. That's because she has no taste!

:cry:

[redqueen]

21. Maybe she just has no sense of smell...

:shrug:

[Lerkfish]

10. technically, you only really need "rich".

:)

but getting laid aint what its cracked up to be when you have pay for it, or it comes your way for such shallow reasons as your appearance.

you can always get your own rocks off. Its love that's the real tough one.

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. What's my excuse?

:cry:

[cestpaspossible]

16. Wow

the number of copycat threads from my poll is blowing me away.

[madrchsod]

19. doesn`t work for me....