Is the glass half full,

[caty]

or half empty.

Half full:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Half full, always.

[cestpaspossible]

2. The glass is full

unless you think air doesn't exist because you can't see it.

[Robroy]

3. Neither

The glass is too big.

[Bonhomme Richard]

4. For a liberal half full, for a republican..........

is it not only half empty but, it needs to be guarded constantly because everyone is trying to take what little there is left away.

[redqueen]

5. Half full!

Or too big, either one. :)

[billyskank]

6. I'm an engineer. The glass is

twice as big as it needs to be!

[aeolian]

11. HAHA!

You beat me to it. :toast:

[meow2u3]

7. There's simply half a glass

Here's the rule:

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The realist knows there's half a glass of whatever happens to fill it.

[Goblinmonger]

8. God Damnit, I ordered coffee

[TX-RAT]

9. Half empty

But thats fixing to change, just cracked the seal on a brand new bottle of Crown.

[aeolian]

10. The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.

...I'm an engineer...

[BikeWriter]

12. My shotglass is full. Oops, it's empty!