for my next meal, this rock

[bertha katzenengel]

My god, what has Bertha been eating?



I suggest that people who can't withhold their fat comments grow the hell up or get the fuck out.

I expect this to be removed quickly but hopefully not before it's seen. I also expect to be spanked by the mods. So be it.

[BrainRants]

1. LOL!

OK, it ain't PC, but the caption was funny!

No damage.

[bertha katzenengel]

2. Glad to have made you laugh. It's what I love to do best.

You know what? I don't care about whether to refrain from calling someone "fat" is PC. PC or not, it's wrong to judge a person by how much s/he weighs.

[Rainbowreflect]

3. Thank you!

I still do not understand how so many supposed open minded, liberal people can be such bigots when it comes to how a person looks.

[bertha katzenengel]

4. Perhaps politics has no bearing on maturity.

:shrug:

[Rainbowreflect]

6. I am sure you are right.

I just expect more from people on the left.

[DS1]

5. Sooo... You're related to

[bertha katzenengel]

7. What's wrong with his teeth?

Yikes.

[NorthernSpy]

11. that's Metal Mouth!

Or whatever they called him. He was a bad guy -- a toady to one of the bad guys, actually. He tried to kill James Bond.

I think Bond might have killed him with magnet or something. My recollection is a bit hazy.

[bertha katzenengel]

12. So, call me clueless, but that's just a character, right?

The guy doesn't really have metal teeth?

Because DS is right; he could take a big damn bite outta my dinner there.

[NorthernSpy]

13. they're like Halloween teeth, I think...

... only metallic-looking. He must have slipped them on over his real teeth when he was on camera, and taken them out afterwards.

Like contact lenses for the teeth.

And, yes, this person is a character in a James Bond movie. I can't remember the title, though.

[eyepaddle]

17. Come ON people, That's Jaws fer goshsakes!

Known mainly for metal munching in Moonraker. Aptly enough he starts as a villain, but when the main VIllain's obsession with physical perfection dooms his girlfriend, he has an awakening and helps Bond save the Earth. Very appropriate for this thread I surmise.

Oh yeah, and for the record Moonraker has the greatest Bond girl name of all time.....Dr. Goodhead! ;)

"Am I excited, oh yeah, I'm Bond marathon excited"

--Scott Henson

[Spacemom]

8. You Rock!

Save the leftovers for me! :loveya:

[commander bunnypants]

9. AAAHHHHH

Jockey's Ridge


CB

[bertha katzenengel]

10. Yep.

Are you a flier?

[bertha katzenengel]

14. kick

because i crack myself up

[NoPasaran]

15. Red wine or white wine with rock?

:shrug:

[bertha katzenengel]

16. Chardonnay. Very dry.

:hi:

[BroadwayBrat]

18. With a nice side of rice pilaf! :)

[Dukkha]

19. I'm amazed someone could fly a rock!

Orville Wright must have been a magician to make a rock that big hover off the ground.

[RetroLounge]

20. Well, if Klinger on MASH could eat a jeep

why not a rock.

Personally, I prefer a darker stone.

:hi:

RL

[eyepaddle]

21. I prefer redder granitic rocks,

more postassium in those ya know.

(That ought to win "most pointless igneous petrology reference-EVER award!)

[RetroLounge]

22. Yes, you win!

:rofl:

RL

[eyepaddle]

23. Thank you kindly,

Sometimes it takes a little warming up, but you just can't beat geology for it's comedic potential! :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

24. LOLOL

:rofl: You ain't right!

reminds me of "Is either of you a paleontologist? I desperately need a paleontologist...."

[eyepaddle]

25. Where's the Paleontology bit from?

I need to know who might "desperately" need a paleontologist! :D

While I am not a paleontologist--I did get a C in it! :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

26. old, old film called "Wargames"

Matthew Broderick was in it. He played a kid who unknowingly hacks into the Pentagon's computer and almost starts a nuclear war.

[eyepaddle]

27. Oh I remember that movie,

I think my family rented it back in the day, but I don't think I paid attention all the way through.

[bertha katzenengel]

28. tag line was "Want to play a game?"

Sobering film. Cheesy, but sobering. 25 years later I'm sure it has some fantastic "oh, my god, that technology! LOL!" moments.