In view of the recent crapola re: the Wiccan couple and their child, I thought this link might be appreciated.
Or not.
We shall see.
http://www.whitetreeaz.com/vintage/realotr.htmThis is about as comprehensive a listing of alternate verses for "Old Time Religion" as I've seen.
Some sample verses:
From the Agnostic section:
I don't care about Jehover
Soon his office term is over
I would sooner worship Rover
'Cause he's good enough for me!
It's the Fundie Right's solution
To put Christian absolution
In the U.S. Constitution
And that don't sit well with me!
Buddism:
It was good enough for Buddha,
As a god he's kinda cute-a,
And he comes in brass or pewta'
So he's good enough for me!
Farwell:
Brother Jerry is a cretin
But with all the cash he's gettin'
Lotsa folks'll be forgettin
It's the "Land of the Free!"
(and my favorite)
Classical Paganism: Aphrodite:
We will all see Aphrodite
Though she's pretty wild and flighty
She will meet us in her nightie
And she's good enough for me!