tell me the truth

[leftofthedial]

I can take it.

[Book Lover]

1. Are you sure?

Because I think those pants may make your butt look a bit ... big.

[leftofthedial]

2. wha?

my, my, my pants!?

my butt?

BIggus Buttusses from the Gap.

[Book Lover]

4. Well, turn around then

Maybe I just need to have better light...


Um, well... maybe you need to go a size up?

[leftofthedial]

6. you don't like the khaki faux spandex look?

is it the camel toe?

[Book Lover]

9. All I'm saying is maybe

you should go with something darker... how about my old pregnancy pants? I bet that'll do you right!

[leftofthedial]

10. do they have that reverse loincloth flap thingy in the front?

and the velcro?

Dark is good.

It hides the inevitable stains better.

[MrScorpio]

3. You're gonna die

I just don't know when

[leftofthedial]

7. me either

but the range of possibilities is narrowing by the second

[Bunny]

5. Your breath is okay. But your feet?

Pee-Yoo!

;)

[leftofthedial]

8. Are you saying that if I quit brushing my teeth

that rancid popcorn smell might not be so noticeable?

[Bunny]

11. Well, no offense, but you DID say you can take it.

So: spend less time on your breath, and more time on your feet!

:D

[leftofthedial]

12. I think I spend too much time on my feet as it is

hence the problem . . .