Lust is so annoying.

[SarahB]

Ever have a day where you just are trying to get stuff done and stay focused and then along comes someone who makes you just want to rip off their clothes and %^&?! Then you just can't stay focused. It's tedious. Anyone wanna borrow my mojo for a couple years? I don't have time for this stuff. :banghead:

[matcom]

1. i'm sorry

i'll try to stay away while you are trying to get stuff done :D

[SarahB]

3. It was cell girl.

Damn you Matcom for turning me on like that! :P

[SheepyMcSheepster]

2. agreed

i know what you mean.

[SarahB]

19. I think like a guy sometimes.

I often wonder if I was some total misogynistic male in my past life and this is some odd lesson. Never know, right? :shrug:

[latebloomer]

4. Haven't had a day like that lately

Can I borrow him?

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

5. There is no him currently.

Hence the difficultly. More like "lust from afar".

Too bad I can't just attack them. I suppose I could. I suppose they'd even like it, but ultimately that's usually not the best idea under most circumstances. :argh:

[LynzM]

6. Sorry for the frustration, dude....

You know I'd borrow that for a while, if that were possible...

[SarahB]

10. I'd be happy to loan it to you.

It'll do me some good down the road I'm sure. Just for today though, it's annoying. Oh sure, there's the usual answer, but sometimes that's like Lay's potato chips. You know, can't have just one.

[LynzM]

28. And I'd be happy to borrow it

:cry: Damn you, Murphy! I hear ya on the Lay's potato chips, but I'm not even hungry for those, anymore. It's just 'off'. Sucks.

[SarahB]

29. I'm sorry, dude.

:hug:

[redqueen]

7. Nope ... I'm pretty much done with that.

I know just how you feel, though... and I sympathize.

:pals:

[SarahB]

16. It come back though.

Then you can call me. :P

Ok, I'm bad LOL. :spank:

[redqueen]

42. Crap... really?

I was just getting used to not thinking about it ALL THE FREAKIN TIME!

*sigh*

[edbermac]

8. I should have it so bad...

[SarahB]

15. Cute smiley!

:7

[BroadwayBrat]

9. I can completely understand....

I have the same problem at work some days...it makes it really hard to concentrate!

[SarahB]

12. Welcome to DU!

Thank goodness there's not much at work that stirs anything. Work is easy. I wear scrubs, my hair's in a ponytail, there's sick people and icky stuff, and I don't have to think about that stuff there.

[SarahB]

13. dupe

[OnionPatch]

11. LOL ...yes

which is why I am finding menopause so absolutely LIBERATING!!

Finally, I have full use of my facilities to think, create, relax. I'm getting more accomplished mentally, intellectually and emotionally in the few years since menopause than I've accomplished in all the rest of the years of my life!

[SarahB]

14. In 20 years or so my brain will return?

That'll be nice. :)

edit: Not to say I don't have a brain. I just let things get too needlessly complicated at times.

[OnionPatch]

21. Yes, it will

and not to say I don't have a sex life. But for once, the brain wins out most of the time over the other.

[Lannes]

17. Yes it is

Especially when someone at work you lust after is seeing someone else.

[SarahB]

22. That stinks.

I'm not at work right now, but if I were in that situation, I think it would suck more. :hug:

[Zuni]

18. sounds like you have a male libido

in a woman's body

[SarahB]

20. see post #19

[OnionPatch]

23. Oh

give me a break. What a stereotype.

[Zuni]

27. It was a silly comment made partly in jest

lighten up, please.

[OnionPatch]

43. I know and

my reply was made the same way but it's hard to convey the tone of expressions in print. :)

[Zuni]

61. sorry

I apologize for my rudeness

[woofless]

24. The late,great Gamble Rogers had a wonderfully descriptive term.

"Fraught with horn."

[SarahB]

31. LOL!

Something like that. :crazy:

God, I can't believe I admit this shit. Oh well, I'm never going to even meet 99% of the people who read it anyway. Most of whom I have I consider friends, so all's good, right? :D

[MadisonProgressive]

91. Where do you live, SarahBelle - I'll be right over!

[valis]

25. You are a perv!

:P

[SarahB]

26. Thank you!

I do my best. :P

[plcdude]

30. Were these the

days that Momma said there would be days like this? But seriously I think alot of people have those days and that is why God made our arms long enough. Enjoy.

[Parche]

32. lust

Its a question of lust

[SarahB]

33. Depeche Mode, baby!

A Question Of Lust

Fragile
Like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me
I'd never willingly do you harm

Apologies
Are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child
You make me smile
When you care for me
And you know

It's a question of lust
It's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting
What we've built up
Crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

Independence
Is still important for us though (we realise)
It's easy to make
The stupid mistake
Of letting go (do you know what I mean)

My weaknesses
You know each and every one (it frightens me)
But I need to drink
More than you seem to think
Before I'm anyone's
And you know

It's a question of lust
It's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting
What we've built up
Crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

Kiss me goodbye
When I'm on my own
But you know that I'd rather be home

It's a question of lust

[mopinko]

34. SSHHHHHH!!! DO NOT TELL MY HUSBAND

that extra mojo is available here on du. although, it would be the end of his contention that i am wasting my time here.

[SarahB]

46. DU provides all kinds of stimulation.

You could tell him that. :D

[Inland]

35. Marrying them makes it go away.

Just kidding, can't anyone take a joke?

[SarahB]

44. Nope.

I was a pretty good wife in that department. Probably the only thing that held us together for a long time.

[nashville_brook]

36. hail eros!

:)

[SarahB]

45. Yep!

:7

[StaggerLee]

37. I have a cure for that

But you'll need a really fast bike to do this.

And a jockstrap that will fit your head.

Ok so you have the jockstrap fastened tightly on your nut. Mount your speedy velocepede and whip that baby as fast as you can around a real tight turn and if you get just the right amount of Gs you should able to lose all those evil dirty dirty dirty girl feelings that have been welling up - nearly bursting like a giant overheated papaya pot pie!

Heh. Actually just the visual of a person riding around with a jockstrap on their head should do the trick.

:)

[SarahB]

47. Good plan, dude.

:wtf:

[MissMillie]

38. Every once in a while

I spot a young man that seriously makes me wish I were 25 again....

[SarahB]

48. I think I can still do (no pun intended) 25...

without turning too many eyes. Those young 'ens can have some stamina I tell ya.
(Not that older men can't. I was just only used to one and particular 42 year old and well... I won't comment on that one.)

[4_Legs_Good]

39. Sounds like everyday for me!

:)

david

[SarahB]

49. Cool.

:)

Sarah

[RandomKoolzip]

40. No.

I DO have a powerful lust for Ginger Ale, however. My pale dry mistress beckons.....

[SarahB]

51. Yeah, well.

I have to go make cupcakes in a few minutes. Mud and dirt ones (chocolate with chocolate frosting, crushed oreos, and gummy worms). That's the real deal of my existence. Chocolate always makes a good substitute though. :P

[Lisa0825]

41. I can relate....

and I have to wait six weeks to "cure" it.

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke:


I'm glad I'm not a man though... I'd find myself unable to leave my desk quite often.

[SarahB]

52. Yeah, we're lucky there.

Who'd want to be a man? It's a one shot deal and it's openly advertised at the wrong moment. That would stink.

[Ellen Forradalom]

50. I have that problem, too.

Worse than ever. I'm a beast now that I'm in my 40s.

[SarahB]

53. That's what I hear.

:scared: or :7

Oh well... hopefully my life will be entirely different in another 7+ years.

[enigmatic]

54. Nope..

I enjoy the emotion; it's one of the best parts of being a flesh and blood human being..

[SarahB]

56. Emotion is nice.

Just came out of a marriage that was pretty darn lousy for the past few years. Lately my emotions have had to be put in some storage unit under lock and key. Someday, it'll be there again. Right now, it just is a bit much.

[enigmatic]

60. Just enjoy the moment, and let it pass...

If you repress it for whatever reason (valid or not), it'll do alot more damage in the long run IMO.

Just enjoy the moment:)

[SarahB]

64. That's what I do.

Feel what I feel and just let it flow (good, bad, whatever). All the yucky stuff will pass. It gets better every day. :)

[HEyHEY]

55. I'd help you with that if I was in the vicinity

[SarahB]

57. I bet you would.

;)

[HEyHEY]

58. That's a good bet

rrroowww

[wideopen]

59. Welcome to my world Sarahbelle

That occurs most every day around here, I keep thinking one day maybe it will subside but it seems to have intensified instead.

[SarahB]

65. Cute avatar!

I'm a Safari person now too. :D

[wideopen]

69. From my feng shui studies

I always carry a compass w/me so I can make sure I'm facing my most auspicious direction when making business deals.

[Parrcrow]

62. Embrace it Sarah

Luxuriate in it. Enjoy it. Don't let the other things (the true anoyances) get in the way.

[SarahB]

66. :-D

:)

[MrSandman]

63. But you will always be able to deam...

About what might have been.

No matter how thin it is sliced, there are always two sides.:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

68. That was cryptic.

Jim?

[MrSandman]

77. I am not Jim...

I did not intend to be cryptic.

I know that there have been times I have experienced unsxpressed lust and now can think about the person and wonder:

Where are they?

What if I had?

Would my life be different?


Could it have been:
:loveya:

Or would it have led to:
:cry:

[Dastard Stepchild]

67. I can honestly say I have never experienced this....

I have the sex drive of a banana. Been that way my whole life.
C'est la vie!

[SarahB]

70. Maybe it'll get better when you get older.

I hear lots of women say that. I've always been a little ... whatever (in part why I married young perhaps if I fully look at myself). I should just make the best of it and not complain. I'm pretty lucky in a lot of ways.

[Dastard Stepchild]

71. Yeah... perhaps....

But likely not. It's been something that I've just grown to deal with over the years. I have been this way forever. Just no drive for sex. Nothing physically wrong with me, nor any mental/emotional problems. The urge just isn't there. It's not problematic overall, but, uh... dating has been a real adventure :)
I think some people really are naturally asexual... human sexuality consists of such a broad spectrum of behaviors and desires that it seems unlikely there aren't a few asexual deviations here and there. I'm a 'lil deviation. :)

But, I am delighted to hear that you enjoy such passion in your life!

[SarahB]

72. It's all a spectrum.

Gender identity, sexual orientation, sex drive. I think the key is finding someone (or sometimes someones if need be) that can mesh with who you are and where you're at. And if a person is more comfortable on their own indefinitely, that's ok too. There's no "normal", just differences. Part of what makes each of us unique in our own right. :)

[Dastard Stepchild]

73. I'll give a thumbs up to that...

It's so very true!

:thumbsup:

[SOteric]

74. Actually, I'm liking my own mojo just fine right now

:7

Hubba x2.

[SarahB]

78. Cool.

It's tough sometimes though if the object of your affection is far away, no? :(

[Lannes]

75. .

Song: Me So Horny Edited


Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny...Me, so horny.
Me love you long time.
Me, so horny....So, so horny... Me, so horny....
Me love you long time.

Sittin' at home watchin' Arsinio Hall, so I got my black book for a freak to call.
Picked up the telephone and dialed the seven digits.
Said yo this is Marquis baby, are you down with it?
I arrived at her house, knocked on the door.
Not having no idea of what the night had in store.

I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, me so horny...Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time.
Oh, me so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time

Girls always ask me why I buck so much.
I say what's wrong baby doll, with being a mutt?
'Cause my nature is rising and you shouldn't be mad.
I won't tell your momma if you don't tell your dad.
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your clothes all messed up.
Won't your momma be so mad if she knew you've just been had.

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning.
My appetite is love, 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so horny...Oh, so horny.
Me love you love time.
Oh, so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time

You can say I'm desperate.
Even call me perverted, but you'll say I'm a dog when I leave you lost and deserted.
I'll play witcha your heart and will show no shame.
I'll be blowin' your mind 'cuase you're lame to the game.
I'm just like that man they call Georgie Puddin' Pie.
I'll break their girls hearts and I make them cry.

I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, so horny....Ohh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time
Oh, so horny....Oh, so, so horny....Oh, so horny.
Me love you long time

Ohh, so horny....Ohh, h so horny....Oh, so horny.
Ohh, so, so horny....Ohh, so horny.
Me love you long time

It's true you were alone until you met me.
I was the first to dress you up and made you sexy.
You tell your parents that we're going out.
Never to the movies, just straight to my house.
You said it yourself. You like it like I do.
Put your arms around me and squeez me too.

I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning.
I have an appetite for love 'cause me so horny.
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, so so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time
Oh, me so horny....Ohh, so so horny....Oh, me so horny.
Me love you long time.

[SarahB]

79. Ok, that was too much.

Besides, now I have visions of Full Metal Jacket. Congratulations, you and Vincent Dinofrio killed it. :(

[Lannes]

81. "What is your major malfunction SarahBelle???"

Sorry if I ruined your lusty day :)


To make it up to you here is a rare interview with Kubrick that you might enjoy about "Full Metal Jacket" among other things.

http://www.visual-memory.co.uk/amk/doc/0077.html

[SarahB]

84. It's all good.

Just being silly here. :)

[Orsino]

76. Know what you mean.

I can't have mirrors in my house for just this reason.

[SarahB]

80. Do something with one of those "post your pic" threads then.

:P

[Orsino]

83. Productivity nationwide would plummet.

(he said modestly)

[name not needed]

82. It does come in handy sometimes

:D

Besides, I can't concentrate to begin with.

[SarahB]

85. Evil Barney stirs my soul.

:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

86. Great Craig's List post: "YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND

THE MADNESS THAT IS THE VAGINA"

In reply, someone else posted:

"Scrawl it on my headstone, missy."

[SarahB]

87. "You think it's the center of the universe."

(What my ex used to say.) Well, duh! Every man should have it so good. Freakin' doofus! Sometimes he seriously pisses me the f*ck off when I think about it too much. I hope things are going a little better for you these days. :)

[Ellen Forradalom]

90. "As a matter of fact, IT IS!"

Any straight man with 1/2 a libido can tell you that!

[lildreamer316]

88. Hmm...could I volunteer

...to distract you sometime? Just wondering!

[Redstone]

89. Well, yes, considering that my office is in my house, and

Mrs R. comes in there at least once a day, I do know EXACTLY how that situation feels.

Redstone