What would you do

[GirlinContempt]

if you showed up at a club and this guy was DJing:

http://www.geocities.com/djphazzunlimited/main.html



FYI:
Any reference to his 'tour' dates at Die Maschine are when we allowed him to DJ for five minutes while one of us went to the bathroom.

[bridgit]

1. i'd suggest to him...

"butcher mine rammstein at your own peril & infection"

[GirlinContempt]

2. Infection?

tell me more }(

[bridgit]

6. Blackness B-L-A-C-K-N-E-S-S Blackness

“My Dearest, Don Maya Rincon
“RE: The Dank, The Blue Black Come Hither
“My Friend,

“When it were that Leah she sat the turn-key child, Lonny, when Francisco were at supper, The Annulment and then home; when Paradiso come day break;

“There was a stirring when Lonny kicked a thing. Deep sleep for: Leah. Poor Leah. Though Lonny be fine, Poor Lonny too. Then a float to a place two worlds past a twilight’s zone where otherly I will go as a junkie fix my muse would mix me my Rx of sunlit dope and peachy keen forgotten. Only here I’ve chosen ‘the other’ for a young friend, a Kino smitten shutterbug so as to convey: yet still another. Or so I would tell, so I would allude to my self.

“ And so, as in dream time. As in waking. As in visions quest; though I know that just as with the candle lit mausoleum for Family Members Only, where it not I would go I go there here and now for the same single reason that the dog do lick his balls as such, I do so at my own peril and infection;

“Dank mist. Dank rural. Dank thatch. Dank masonry. Dank moss. Straw dirt. Dank wetnurse. Dank labyrinth. Gated garden hedgerow. Dark duty. Dark postman. White letter. No stamp.

“Inside the seats of the dark unlearning; upon my passing the pale students they pause their muttering discourse their still thin fingers as though dried vipers delineating what be surely dank passage from within the cracked, cracked leather oracle, void and sucked upon.

“There are no tones of absolution here. Only the tones: of nearly so. Cacophonies of degree and the slightness of faded hearths and homes recall splintered by inharmonic discord and the proxy of distance and disconnect.

“The scream of the butterfly?

“The butterfly has cause to be screaming, as he will be disemboweled next in the dull sunshine of the sun so far. Yet unlike the racked inconclusive, these here so splayed Don Maya, they are chipper at the prospect.

“My friend, when stepped past the dank rooms of the unwholesome nursery through the labyrinth to the stock yard of gated stall within gated stall and then into the stall with no exit; upon tip toe to the right up the hill to the right be the cottage with one candlelit window roped in black, robed in darkness where cross field, cross hedge tops a dark priest amidst five pale boys; do they that walk to it as behind in a field of mist stand the three pensive sheep with no shepherd there. Chill; Bone; Marrow; Slow; Slow; Turning the meat pasty, hung the pale flesh in relief atop the black velvet the shell shocked the eyeball on the day that I were made to chose between; the withered; the pulled; and the sunken.

“And though I have been here when then it were perhaps some five, perhaps five hundred and fifty years prior at the behest of the Spanish Crown to intervene most un-serendipitously unto the fate of a moth and his silkworm; This place is not for me. Yet, applying the all of it to these our neo endeavors, so it is that; the vampires are to be spirited here that they may discern their own reconcile twixt white light and a freakish allure.

“My friend, Leah’s dreams are troubled poor Leah. When with a quickness I come dreamy jump-jerk startled and awakened; how well it is to convey calm to the afflicted. Upon my blinking, Don Maya, I recall my attraction to the colors so fast, to Vermeer, to order, and to the vista of Vincent Van Gogh and his eyes.

“Que lindo, Don Maya. Que lindo.
“Pray then my friend, for the Peace of Jerusalem.
“As always, Love Always, Love God.
“Your servant, Don Maya;
“Saturnino, the lesser.”

[Bhaisahab]

3. ask him to play jim reeves

NOT! :)

[GirlinContempt]

4. Oh please please please

if he ever gets a job, DO IT

[MrSandman]

5. deleted

[Sean Reynolds]

8. Mr. Sandman, what did you say?!?

;)

[GirlinContempt]

9. I wanna know too

[MrSandman]

10. Some comment on ink and jewelry...

better taken back in haste.

I love my edit.

[Robeson]

7. I would ask....

...Do you have any Kevin Yost to spin?

[GirlinContempt]

11. "Is he like, gawthic-core

cause, this Prince of the Night image won't maintain itself" ;)

[Robeson]

12. No, actually he's just deep house underground....

...but I'd ask that guy to play him, just to fuck with his head....

[GirlinContempt]

13. oh

I was imitating his response ;)

[Robeson]

14. If thats the case....

...then you may need to quit emulating this guy....:crazy:

[GirlinContempt]

15. haha

I'll do my best :crazy:

[Sean Reynolds]

16. Kick this shit out of his goth ass.....

Goth is soooo 1990s.

:D

And I don't think I've ever met a "tough" goth.

Well the chicks are tough.....but not the guys.

[bridgit]

17. bwahahaha...

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

18. It's the rivetheads you gotta watch out for

not the goths ;)

[leftofthedial]

19. I'd think I was probably in the wrong club by mistake

I'd think, "He doesn't look anything like Garth Brooks." I doubt he'll be playing any Merle Haggard. LOL

[GirlinContempt]

20. lolz!

Would you ask him for it?

[leftofthedial]

21. hell yeah!

turn it up!

[GirlinContempt]

22. nice!

[leftofthedial]

23. a party is a party

music is a party

music is music

Didn't Socrates say something like that?

[ghostsofgiants]

24. I'd probably curl up in a corner and cry

Not because I'm scared of him, but because I fret for humanity.

[GirlinContempt]

26. So I guess

you aren't going to shell out the $700 and book him? :eyes:

[ghostsofgiants]

28. Nah, I can curl up and cry for much cheaper

All I'd need to do is turn on Muchmusic really.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. You know, on second thought

I'd challenge him to a battle.

Though the hideous design of his website further pushes the curl-up-and-cry option.

[GirlinContempt]

30. A question:

Are you a ninja or a pirate?

[ghostsofgiants]

31. A little from column A, a little from column B

I am from Newfoundland.

[GirlinContempt]

32. do NOT

tell me you're a pinja

[ghostsofgiants]

33. No, I'm a nirate.

[GirlinContempt]

34. *shakes head*

This is too much for me
I'm going to bed

[ghostsofgiants]

35. That would probably be for the best, really

I've been meaning to do that for hours now.

[GirlinContempt]

36. ninrate

*sigh*

[NMMNG]

25. Dance

What else?:party:

[GirlinContempt]

27. Rock

:headbang:

[RandomKoolzip]

37. Leave.