Rabrrrrrr makes me laugh so hard that...

[Zomby Woof]

[Left Is Write]

1. ....I nearly drop my martini.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. If you were to drop it, I would gladly serve you another

and clean up the mess from the former with a great smile on my face and much joy in my heart, my lady.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Your colostomy bag, which you have because you left your

shopping cart in the parking lot and then drove into it with your SUV while wearing sweatpants after an entire afternoon of heavy shopping at Shopko, dropped onto your shitty linoleum floor and some of it managed to splash all the way up to land on one of your 400 country ducks from Home Interiors and some got onto your 4'x8' sheets of 1/8" thick fake paneling lining your kitchen. You were so depressed by this, you accidentally pushed your 1970s-era bean-bag ashtray onto your 1960s-era shag carpeting which you haven't raked since your 12th kid was born and you could no longer reach the rake handle because of your gut, and then one of your cats ended up knocking over the pile of used soda cans you started building during the Carter administration on the sofa in your living room, which room you can't use because of all the boxes of unopened ebay WINNINGS! you've stored in there.