Christ. One of the Skynyrd should have walked over and killed Kenny G

[Rabrrrrrr]

What a fucking fuck. And to think that asshole had the audacity to come out and join a bunch of real musicians like Skynyrd and Benson. And then had the audacity to look over to the real musicians and point his finger like he was one of them, saying "yeah, go guys! Go! That rocked!"

Fuck you Kenny G.

In a just world, one of Skynyrd would have strode over and shoved his guitar through Kenny G's heart, and he'd get a fuckin' Congressional Medal of Honor for it.

[coloradodem2005]

1. What?

[Wickerman]

2. Don't hold back

if it pissed you off, lets hear it.

uh, what are you tlaking about? :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. American Idol.

Some talentless fucks did a performance with Kenny G as part of a long medley of former contestants performing with their "heroes". And then, the final one was Bo playing with Skynyrd, and at the end of that, ALL the performers came out on stage for the bow and applause and shit.

[Wickerman]

4. Painful

I hear it on upstairs and the pre-teens are all excited. Bleech.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Kenny G is a useless bag of no-talent shit

painful is right.

[Bake]

21. Kenny G actually HAS some talent, he just has no SOUL

He can, technically, play his instrument rather well. So I have to give him credit for "talent." He just has no soul, no taste, no sense of propriety, "no soul" pretty much says it all. In other words, he has no anything that would justify his "talent."

Bake

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Good point - he really does know how to play his instrument

I gotta give him credit where credit is due. No out of tune notes, beautiful tone, and truly knows that thing.

But as you say, he plays utterly without soul. He's like a romance novel - he can hit all the right the emotional buttons, all the sentences are grammatically correct, it has the essential beginning, middle, and end, but ultimately it has nothing of any lasting value to the consumer except a feeling of niceness.

[Hand]

6. See what happens when you watch American Idol?

:nopity: :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

7. Fuckin' A

This is the thread of the year. Congressional Medal of Honor, yes!

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Thanks!

Give this thread a vote for the greatest page.

I would love to be the president who gets present the congressional medal of honor to the hero who kills Kenny G. Especially if he kills Michael Bolton at the same time.

[Zomby Woof]

17. Done!

I forget that feature exists.

[neuvocat]

8. What was Skynyrd doing on American Idol?

Just wondering.

[El Fuego]

9. Yeah, in a perfect world.

But at least Bo got to do the "Big Finish."

[warrens]

10. So Kenny G. and John Tesh walk into an elevator

After a few seconds, Kenny turns to John and says, DUDE! THIS PLACE RAWKS!

Thank you, thank you, I'll be at Zanies all week. Come on out and have a good time.

[Bouncy Ball]

12. WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING ABOUT ALL NIGHT?

Do I have to come to....whereever you are....and do an intervention? Are you watching Shitty TV? Rabrrrrrr, Rabrrrrrr, Rabrrrrrr.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Yes, I watched the last 45 minutes or so of American Idol!

I'd be a hypocrite to slam that tasteless shitfilled show without having actually watched it a few times.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. WHA?

My jaw is hanging open. You LOST BRAIN CELLS DOING THAT, you crazy crazy man!

I watched the movie "Shaolin Soccer." Hee hee.

Boy, you need to listen to some classical music now or SOMETHING. Or just sit there weeping in the dark for that 45 minutes you'll never EVER EVER get back.

Poor man.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I am listening to Steve Reich now to get my senses back

But I don't consider the AI time lost - I was eating dinner anyway.

[SW FL Dem]

22. Your sig tested my lip reading abilities

Haven't done it in 20 + years but I was able to get the message.

[MrScorpio]

15. OH MY GOD!!! THEY KILLED KENNY

THE BASTARDS!

[bertha katzenengel]

18. It's not often that I agree with such, uh, enthusiastic expression of

opinion.

But to this I say, right on, Rabrrrrrrr.

My motto: play Kenny G, go to jail. Oh, think of the airwaves we could rescue!

[AntiCoup2K4]

19. In a just world, there would be no Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute band

One concert, or even a single tour might have been acceptable, but the continued milking of the name by Ronnie's Little Brother and the Six Other Guys Who Never Played On Any Of the Records is almost as criminal as the existence of Kenny G.

Actually scratch that..... Kenny G may suck, but he never played a Bush innaguration.

[mitchum]

20. What AntiCoup2K4 said

every bit of it