Don't ever fuck with nitroglycerin

[MrScorpio]

I'm just saying

[matcom]

1. my dick hurts

x(

[JVS]

2. Why not?

[hickman1937]

3. In or out of bed?

In bed, I can't picture the dynamics.

[liberalnurse]

4. How does one "fuck" with nitro?

Do you mean the explosive or the cardiac medication/vasodilator?

[El Fuego]

17. It's DA BOMB!

[Parche]

5. nitro

Do you ....blow..........up???

[Bombtrack]

6. ASSSPLOOOODDE !!!!

RIP guy from "the late shift"

who the hell knows -2005

I got Crash Bandicoot flashbacks right there.

[Swede]

7. What's his post count?

Maybe he's a troll.

[youthere]

8. Was that awesome or what?!!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

9. Now, why would you say that, Pegleg?

[Heyo]

10. I have never been able to obtain any..

... not not fuck with.

If I had some, I'd spend all weekend not fucking with it.

:hurts:

Heyo

[blondeatlast]

11. I carry it around my neck all the time.

I don't get it...

(of course I do, but--mayja look!)

[Redstone]

12. Yeah, it's for weenies. C4, or better yet, Primacord

is MUCH more fun--not to mention more versatile.

Redstone

[ChoralScholar]

13. yeah, I'm thinking not...

especially not with water-based lube.

[Elidor]

14. Never fuck with adrenochrome, either

[El Fuego]

15. That blows, man. It just blows.

[Bouncy Ball]

16. ....

The number one rule of Fight Club is