I saw the ultimate FIB today.

[Archae]

Across the street at the Superior Liquor gas station.

Huge, and I do mean HUGE, Dodge Ram truck, pulling a really long vacation trailer.
Thing even had a satellite dish on top.

Illinois plates.

Bumper stickers for Bush/Cheney.
Bumper stickers for Alan Keyes.
Lots of stickers on the back decrying abortion, praising Jesus, calling for God "back in the schools/public square/etc."

Stickers with peace sign saying "Footprint of the American Chicken."

"Support The Troops" red, white and blue ribbon stickers.

There were at least 6, 4 kids and the parents.
The guy bought more than $50 worth of gas, bitching about it.
(You got it, "the liberals" were at fault in his world.)

The Mom and kids bought lots of snacks and candy.

They pretty much ignored me on my bicycle.

[Parche]

1. rednecks

Those are the people that need to pay $5 per gallon