Man, I love me some rice and beans...

[WindRavenX]

...but after two days of eating it for lunch and dinner...ummm...my ass sounds like a harmonica...

[flakey_foont]

1. Which key?

B-Flat I assume

[two gun sid]

2. Do you do song requests?

[WindRavenX]

4. always

[two gun sid]

5. Do Orange Blossom Special.

[flvegan]

9. No, "Flight of the Bumblebee"

[Squeech]

3. Le Petomane

Ever heard of him? French cabaret performer of a century ago, who had good enough control of his farts to put out a candle at several paces, play the flute with it, and imitate various instrumental and vocal sounds.

Sounds like you're on your way to a fabulous showbiz career!

[Cannikin]

6. Would you like an excellent Beans n Rice recipe that I use?

[youthere]

11. I would!

[Floogeldy]

7. Everybody always says that

Mine smell like roses.

B-)

[gizmo1979]

8. What do you put into the rice and beans?

It sounds good but there must be more to it than that?What kind of beans?

[WindRavenX]

10. yeah...

I add shredded cheese, chopped tomato, and yogurt or sour creme :9
Easy, and microwavable =)

[gizmo1979]

12. That sounds pretty good

You have to excuse me I live in Wisconsin so I'm not well informed on rice and beans.