PENIS CLOSES ROAD

[Gruenemann]

Was it perhaps the mighty Clenis?

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13355259,00.html

[Nothing Without Hope]

1. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it. n/t

[dogday]

2. Not Too Close, It Is Going To Blow

:rofl:

[DrDebug]

3. Whooa. A foot long penis

No wonder they thought it was a bomb, because that thing is capable of quite an ejaculation.

[LizW]

4. Quick! Bring the giant condoms!

"The bomb squad was brought in to handle the situation and a remote-controlled robot used to make the fake penis safe."

I'm all for a safe penis.

:rofl:

[Kadie]

5. duct tape

:rofl:

[Gruenemann]

6. NO, 'Dick' tape

Sold for the prevention of explosive ejaculation only.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

7. there should be a Florida in the News section of DU

just for this kind of shit. not a DU group forum, mind you, a forum right under General Discussion where all of the insane news items from Florida can be reviewed.

[Maraya1969]

8. I moved to Florida from New Jersey what a culture shock!

We are in the running for the stupidest state. I hope we win.:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

9. I wish my penis stopped traffic.

[ronnykmarshall]

10. Mine does that all the time ....

ask Sniffa.

[NV Whino]

11. I'm sure it would

Should traffic be exposed to it... or it to traffic.

[Nothing Without Hope]

12. A special treat: TOM TOMORROW CARTOON: Florida, cauldron of craziness!

Found here: http://www.workingforchange.com/comic.cfm?itemid=18836

So fitting that this silly penis story happened in Jebbie's state. :crazy: (The cartoon is coming via a public cache to conserve Working For Change's bandwidth, so it may take a few seconds to load.)

http://workingforchange.speedera.net.nyud.net:8090/