Just cleared my ignore list. Ask away.

[elshiva]

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. Can you hear me now?

:hi:

[elshiva]

4. I could always hear you!

:yourock:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

5. yay!

:yourock: too!

[sui generis]

2. well I suppose you think that's a two way street

harrrumph!

:evilgrin:

--from the book "Five Easy Ways to Get Back On Elshiva's Ignore List"

[elshiva]

3. That should be a very short book. Here are the five ways:

1. Being Homophobic
2.insulting elderberries
3. eating chicken beaks
4.wearing toliet bowl cleaners for earings
5. Waaaaaasssssssup!

[ronnykmarshall]

8. Waaaaaaasssssssup??

I was eatin' some chicken beaks the other day when this stupid homo starting making fun of my toliet bowl clearer earings. I hate them qweeries. So I threw some elderberries at the fruit cuz I hate them too!

[elshiva]

12. You cannot fool me with that gay star diva avatar, sweetie!

:rofl:

[sui generis]

LOL

that was me you accessory challenged butt muffin, and those chicken beaks weren't even cooked.

[sui generis]

10. some of my best friends are elderberries!

I swear! Even they think some elderberry jokes are funny. Al Jolson doing elderberry-face was not funny. It was very hurtful and played upon stereotypes. Why, my mother was a hamster and my father actually was an elderberry. Here's a picture of my extended family:

[elshiva]

13. "Your father was a hamster and your mother spelled of elderberries!"

[progmom]

6. hi beautiful!

:hi:

how are you?

[elshiva]

14. Great! Thank you!

[progmom]

15. i think you took my post to you the other day the wrong way

you didn't bug me at all.

i'm sorry if you thought i did.

[elshiva]

16. Yeah, it's ok, I understand now.

:hug:

[Lavender Brown]

7. delete

[gordianot]

9. Barbara Jordan was totaly awesome.

My 13 year old daughter challenged me to name a great woman legislator and Barbara's name rolled out immediately. Shelia Jackson Lee proves that lightning can strike twice.

[JimmyJazz]

11. Does this mean we are on speaking terms again!

:bounce:

[miss_kitty]

17. damn

I wish we all had the same freedoms. It would be nice.