Name something after Ronald Reagan!

[UrbScotty]

I hereby rename Afghanistan to Reaganistan.

I also hereby name my toilet the Bowl of Ronald Reagan.

Have at it! The person with the best response will get to pay off Reagan's National Debt(TM)!

[MuseRider]

1. Rats

I just flushed.

[asthmaticeog]

2. I hereby dub my browneye "Reagan."

[sui generis]

15. I just got back from taking a Reagan

flushed right down the ol' Coulter.

[asthmaticeog]

21. My Coulter is clogged

with huge wads of Scarborough. :cry:

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. The Pentagon is now the "Ronald Reagan War Planning Center"

[jobycom]

4. A chapter in a history book on traitors, murderers and war criminals.

[wryter2000]

5. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

I'm going to name every single pothole on I580 between Oakland and San Leandro after that great American.

[Liberalynn]

6. The Ronald Reagan Sewage Treatment Plant

the only problem it doesn't treat the sewage, it just stays sewage.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Ronald Reagan Memorial Scrote-sack.

Ask whoisalhedges about it.

[Blue-Jay]

8. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowel Obstruction

[miss_kitty]

33. Hey! I had one of those

It was most unpleasant and I was in hospital for 3 weeks...

[Squeech]

9. How about

The Ronald Reagan Memorial Dog Electrocuting Service, formerly known as NStar, the Boston area's electric utility, which is currently doing its best to break the union that's currently on strike against it?

For people who don't get Masshole local news, the "joke" (although I'm quite serious about it) is that there have been at least three instances lately where dogs have stepped on manhole covers and died, because old insulation has failed and the conduits carrying electric current have made contact with those manhole covers.

[punpirate]

10. The Ronald Reagan...

... Memorial Soup Kitchen.

The Ronald Reagan Institute of Hair Coloring

The Ronald Reagan School of Economics

The Ronald McDonald Reagan Hamburger Manufacturing Council

The Ronald Reagan War College, Grenada Branch

[mzmolly]

11. May I introduce to you .... "The Reaganite"

Easy Maintenance: The smooth interior and exterior walls make for easy cleaning of dirt and grime. Unique, vandal-proof, heavy duty springs are recessed in the top and bottom of door to give it extra wind resistance and assure a smooth, tight fit.

Contemporary Styling: An eye-catching exterior and roomy interior. Exclusive blow molding technology produces smooth walls inside and out. Cross ribbing between panels provides unbeatable strength and stability.

They also have models that resemble current administration rhetoric:

May I present the "FREEDOM 2"



And ...

"THE LIBERTY"



;)

For more info: http://www.satelliteindustries.com/index.html

[UrbScotty]

19. Good thing it's "Vandal-proof."

:eyes:

[MisterP]

31. if there are any Ostrogoths around, however, yer outta luck

[tk2kewl]

12. I rename our city's sewer system: Ronald Reagan Sewer System

[bertha katzenengel]

13. The Ronald Wilson Reagan Coffee Filter

Since "trickle-down" worked so well . . . .

[UrbScotty]

64. Good idea (nt)

[kick-ass-bob]

14. We should name an airport after him for all he did to help the Air Traffic

Controllers.

double :sarcasm:

[UrbScotty]

62. Of course, the national debt flew sky-high

So why not?

[tk2kewl]

16. On a serious note...

Since he died from Alzheimer's I suggest that the senate amend the stem-cell bill to be the Ronald Reagan Stem Cell Research Act.

That ought to piss some fundies off.

If I am not mistaken, Illinois(?) passed a similarly named bill.

[XemaSab]

49. I think they should introduce a bill

to rename Altzheimer's "Reagan's Disease" to increase public awareness of the disease and this man who struggled with it for so long.

[liberalitch]

17. Come and see the Ronald Reagan planter's wart on my...

big toe.
But this is only surpassed by the ronald reagan ass zit

[ironflange]

34. I have a couple of foot warts too

But they've already been named for Brian Mulroney and Margaret Thatcher.

[FizzFuzz]

18. The Ronald Reagan Republican School of Applying Glitter to Turdballs

also, Church of the New Reagan Vapid Self Satisfied Proclamations that Recharacterize Complacent Descent Into Ignorance, Chaos and Despair as ,"Shining Cities on the Hill".


Is that too long?

[UrbScotty]

23. Of course it's not too long!

The only thing too long with Reagan was his Presidency.

[RedCloud]

20. Ronald Reagan Lobotomy Reject Recycling Center

[madrchsod]

22. the rethugs had a bridge renamed after Ronny here in dixon,but

after a few years the brozne plaques were removed and the bridge went back to it`s orginal name-the war memorial bridge, to the locals it was always the peoria ave bridge.

[Jack Rabbit]

24. When the airport was renamed . . .

When the airport in Washington was renamed for Reagan, a Democratic congressman proposed it would be more appropriate to rename the building housing the Bureau of National Debt in Reagan's honor.

Since Reagan was the first Republican president of employ the barrow-and-spend approach to fiscal policy, that seems fitting.

However, we may have to reserve some part of the building for Mr. Bush, the most recent (and hopefully last) president to embrace this irresponsible fiscal philosophy.

[CubsFan1982]

25. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Toilet Paper Dispenser.

[Kire]

26. I will all of my possessions to Ronald Reagan.

that way, the credit card companies can go after him instead of my family when it doesn't add up

[UrbScotty]

30. LOL (nt)

[aeolian]

27. The puddle under my garbage bins:

The Ronald Regan Memorial Garbage-water Reflecting Pond.

[sniffa]

28. the ronaLd reagan astroLogy chart

[deutsey]

29. DC is now Reagangrad, capitol city of the Bushevik Banana Republic

[terrya]

32. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Cat Litterbox

[Sandpiper]

35. The Ronald Reagan commemorative Food Stamp

In honor of the rise in the number of working poor during his 8 years.

[ET Awful]

36. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Toxic Waste Dump and Environmental Preserve

:evilgrin: Damn trees causing all that pollution.

[-..__...]

37. Ronald Reagan anal lube

So slick and smooth not only will you not realize you're getting shafted in the ass, but you might actually enjoy it as well.

[mvd]

38. How about..

The Kansas City Reagans in the MLB? The Royals are currently the most inept team in baseball.

[Jamastiene]

57. IMHO,

the "most inept" team should be named after Bush (I'm talking about that son of a Bush in the White House now). The second most inept should be named after the father of the current son of a Bush. Then, the THIRD most inept, after Reagan. :P :pals:

[mvd]

78. Bush is more than inept.. he's turned the U.S. into a fascist

type America. I'd name something worse than a team after Bush.

[LynneSin]

39. I just went to the bathroom and well, we could name the results...

Ronald Reagan

:grr:

[sniffa]

40. i made reagan in my pants

[beevul]

41. "Ronnys Johnnys"

Ya know, those portable potty boxes oft seen at construction sites.

[juajen]

42. The Ronald Reagan Gay and Lesbian Institute

The Limited Edition Ronald Reagan Iron Shower Curtain brought to you by Bad Press & Beyond.

[FuzzySlippers]

43. The Ronald Reagan Memeorial Outhouse

[pdx_prog]

44. "THE GIPP'S" hemmoroid pads....

[LeftCoast]

45. How about the Ronald Reagan Memorial Toilet Seat?

:)

[Democrats_win]

46. Ronald Reagan symphony: one note: "F" played by a symbol.

[UrbScotty]

74. I'd think that would be the Cheney Symphony (nt)

[Liberalynn]

47. The Entrance To Hell

shall now be known as the Ronald Wilson Reagan (666) Gateway

[leftofthedial]

48. The Ronald Reagan Memorial diaper load

[Deja Q]

50. The Ronald Reagan Hospital for the Mentally Handicapped.

I know, it's the ONLY funny gag in "Airplane II" (apart from the breasts scene that certain types of people would enjoy), but it's true.

Actually, I think the sign read "...mentally ill." So mine is better AND original because it also describes reagan that much more accurately. He was never ill. He was always handicapped.

[Ladyhawk]

51. The Ronald Reagan Memorial Homeless Shelter. n/t

[Jamastiene]

52. I did that long ago, a few years ago actually.

I had had a particularly hard time on the porcelain throne that night, I knew it was some particularly bad shit and deserved a name fitting it. I thought about it and promptly named it after Reagan, well, I called it what I call Reagan, that is, "Rotten Miserable Son of a Bitch", right before I flushed it. Had I known Bush Part 2, the Neverending Nightmare was going to be president now, I would have reserved that name. It actually fits him better.

My gallbladder is needing a new home (removed) because the little sob is hurting me. Maybe, I should name it after Reagan. After all, he had some gall to run the country into the ground that way...

[name not needed]

53. I got Reagan from some girl I slept with

and now it hurts to pee.

[sniffa]

54. bwahahaha

is your sig pic from the famiLy guy?

"siLLy xxxx. he thinks he can eat aLL those burgers"

[name not needed]

55. yes, yes it is.

[-..__...]

56. Reagaine

One application stems blood flow to the brain.

[Dukkha]

58. simply called "The Reagan"

One shot will erase all memory of any incident

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

59. the ronald reagan memorial ronald reagan

that corpse needs dedicated to someone

[Jara sang]

60. Ronald Reagan National Landfill

[donheld]

61. Ronald Wilson Reagon Memorial

[Elidor]

63. I hereby name my penis Ronald Reagan

Little Ronnie to his friends.

[Sabriel]

65. The Seven Dwarves shall now have one named Ronny, instead of Dopey n/t

[chaska]

66. The Ronald Reagan Clown College.

[Up2Late]

67. The Ronald Reagan SuperFund Clean up Program

Oh, that would be the day, speaking as a victim of several toxic waste dumps.:evilfrown:

[Shell Beau]

68. How about my big toe?

[nevergiveup]

69. Let's rename Joe Lieberman.........Joe Reaganerman

[chaska]

70. LOL! Nice try.... Keep working at it..., and never give up.

[SmileyBoy]

71. I ate Taco Bell and that gave me Reagan.

[maveric]

72. "Preparation Ronnie". For those aggravating hemorrhoids.

[DS1]

73. The Ronald Reagan National Archives

[SmileyBoy]

76. OMG, I HAD ONE OF THOSE!!!!

Thanks for the memories.:eyes:

[Arugula Latte]

75. Has anyone claimed an anal cyst named after Ronnie?

I'm too lazy to read the entire thread ...

[AntiCoup2K4]

77. Shouldn't the anal cyst be named "Jeff Christie"?

It did get him out of Vietnam, right?

[TimeChaser]

79. On my thumb

is the Ronald Reagan Memorial Wart