Do you have a favorite euphemism?

[terrya]

[redqueen]

1. "santorum"

[StopTheMorans]

2. bone

[asthmaticeog]

3. "Doing The Grownup"

For, um, y'know...

[Shoeempress]

4. Go cheney yourself

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. "Doing a puzzle."

I often work on crosswords as I, um, have my constitutional (another euphemism!). I've taken to calling it "doing my puzzle."

[bertha katzenengel]

6. had to go call Ralph on the big white telephone

:puke:

[Blue-Jay]

7. Or if you're outdors,

"Laughing at the curb"
"Shouting at your shoes"

[NoSheep]

8. Blinding Polyphemus and Flogging the Bishop for, well, y'know.

:P

[Tyrone Slothrop]

9. "Shaking hands with the unemployed"

You can probably take a guess at what that's for.

[Cannikin]

10. Punch the clown in the big red nose

[ContraBass Black]

11. "Well enough."

"How are you doing?"
"Well enough."
"Are you sure? You don't look like it."
"Am I dead?"
"No."
"Then I'm doing well enough."

[MissMillie]

12. Somehow, in my family

being "out on the porch" became synonymous w/ masturbation

but I don't remember how.

[caty]

13. "Stuperviser"

Someone who doesn't know what he/she is talking about, but tries to tell you how to do something.:dunce:

[gizmonic]

14. "Yielding to the gentleman from Massachussetts"

*snort* guffaw*

:hi:

[iconoclastic cat]

15. "I have to see a man about a horse..."

:hurts:

[dolo amber]

16. "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl"

:D

I don't use it, but it did make me laugh uncontrollably the first time I heard it. :rofl: