Two ships have collided.

[Archae]

One was carrying red paint, the other purple paint.

The crews were marooned. :rofl:

[WindRavenX]

1. BOOO!! HISS!!!

x(

[jim3775]

2. Screech....

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. I admit, that one took me a moment.

But once it "sunk in"... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BikeWriter]

4. There's no room for off color jokes here!

[Historic NY]

5. Baah

[Garbo 2004]

6. I admit I laughed even as I groaned. Bad, bad.

:spank:

:+

[tinfoilinfor2005]

7. You'll be walkin' the plank for that one matey,

because you told it on porpoise!

[Archae]

8. (snicker)

I got this pun from a comic strip.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Sounds fishy to me

But then I've never known you to flounder before. But don't be so crabby...I wasn't really whalen on you. I'll just clam up now. Holy mackeral, stop crying! You are a sensitive SOLE!

[Abelman]

9. That's funny.

I will now tell that joke to everyone I know.

[jobycom]

10. Well, if you're like me, everyone you know is on DU, so, too late

:-)

[Abelman]

11. Not me,

There's...um...

Give me a minute...













.......Dammit. You're right.

[jobycom]

13. LOL! No shame in being us, eh?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. And was there a Crimson Tide one way

and a Purple Revolution the other?

[Elidor]

15. A truck of water and a truck of vinegar collide...

No, I can't bring myself to say it. Not even on this thread.