The "Whizzinator" is in the news again.

[Archae]

It's some kind of fake penis, sold with fake pee, for getting around the drug tests.

Apparently one of the Minnesota Vikings got nailed at an airport with it.
(At an airport? Is a fake penis a "terrorist weapon?")

George Carlin was right about 40 years ago, "If you nail together two things that have never been nailed together, some schmuck will buy it."

[derby378]

1. Huh-huh..."whizz"

Isn't that what Tom Sizemore tried to beat a drug test with?

I can see the warning label now: "CAUTION: Not recommended for use as a sexual prosthetic. (Unless you're into that sort of thing, you wacko.)"

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2. The accessory of the year for tweakers and Gattaca fanboys