WARNING: Golf can be VERY dangerous!

[LynnTheDem]

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into
a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting
around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was
a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife,
"Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remember much after that!"