Lounge! Never mind...my fingers! my fingers are tired!!!

[chickenscratching]

C'mon. I know you want to spend your trite existence being even more trite by pandering to my trite-ness! i am trite-olicious!

So, ask me anything and i will answer your 259 questions by 5pm (mini-apples time)

my specialities include: piano, succubi, toast, relationships, sexuality and big trouble in little china.

so go for it, i'm thirsting for 3,000 posts.


your faithful friendly,

cscratch---->

[MissB]

1. What kind of a piano should I buy?

[chickenscratching]

5. well

yamaha has nice electronic grands which offer excellent sound for a not very expensive price.

however, i'd say go with a grand, or a baby grand.

OR, if you don't have cash, you can pull it little man tate style

[MissB]

13. We have the yamaha psr-175

which is the one that mimics a grand. The piano teacher is telling us to get a real piano. Isn't a grand a big piano? Are baby grands smaller?

[Lannes]

19. Dont mean to jump in but..

http://www.steinberg.de/ProductPage_sb_tg2_us.html

This program is amazing.You should check it out.

[chickenscratching]

22. yes

baby grands are a mini-grand. so you get a smaller piano, but with a rich sound that upright pianos do not always give off

[asthmaticeog]

2. I have this embarrassing problem with constant odour.

Would a Brazillian wax help?

[chickenscratching]

8. if you have extensively long

hair in the crotchal region, it could really help you out

[dbt]

3. Y'ever listen to Little Feat?

"Trite Face Boogie" rocks!

:evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

12. i dunno

i dont get it

[MrScorpio]

4. When dogs sigh, are they disappointed with you?

[chickenscratching]

14. au contraire

they are deeply in love with you. be wary of heavy slobberings if your dog does this often.

[bugslsu9]

6. How much

wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[chickenscratching]

11. he would chuck as much would as he could if a wood chuck could

chuckwould

[kick-ass-bob]

7. What is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

[chickenscratching]

15. african or european??

asshat, whom i love dearly!

:loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[everythingsxen]

9. Dude! Succubi are f'ing hot!

They alone are worth the trip to the Abyss!

[chickenscratching]

17. hell yea

they're pretty easy too

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. Hey, I'm on the verge of 3000 too.

Oh my word. I have Lautenberg above my head and he is using the Star Wars movie as a prop on the Senate floor. I'll be damned.

Okay, respond to that.

[chickenscratching]

20. im sorry, i cannot do that

but only because i cant think of anything :P

[Pacifist Patriot]

21. Okay, here is my 3000th post.

Dammit, I just saw a spoiler to the Star Wars film. Crap, crap, crap!!!! Warnings people! LOL!

[miss_kitty]

16. i'll try.

but i am really high rioght now

Edited for a question: How are you doing?

[chickenscratching]

24. wishing

that i was high ;)
im great! how are you dear?

[miss_kitty]

33. well I am only this way right now

due to an UMP (Unpleasant Medical Procedure) that says everything is ok. I'll be launching into my own stash soon though...:smoke:

[kick-ass-bob]

18. Why do you think I am an asshat?

:shrug:

[chickenscratching]

25. because you didn't see the last part of the sentence

it was invisible

i said: "asshat, whom i love dearly" :loveya:

ha!

[kick-ass-bob]

27. I highlighted - didn't see that....

x(

[chickenscratching]

44. you don't have the special glasses

but i'm serious! it said that!!

[chickenscratching]

47. try one more time, for me

[progmom]

23. is it raining where you are?

:hi:

[chickenscratching]

26. oh boy

YES! it has been for about the last two weeks. i'm hoping that the sun shines through soon! is MI getting rained on?

[progmom]

37. it is

rainy and dark and cold.
but...it's spring. it's supposed to rain. :)
i lived in holland for three years. we get soooooooooooo much more sun here than i ever saw in holland. i really can't complain.

[chickenscratching]

50. ditto

i used to live in bismarck, nd, so...minnesota is a bit of a move up in regards to the weather for me!

oh wow, when did you live in holland?

[progmom]

55. as a teen

i loved it.
really opened up my eyes, and broadened my world view. :D

[MissHoneychurch]

28. what are you going to do after the 2 1/2 hours

a) when you reached your goal?

b) when you did not reach your goal?

[chickenscratching]

35. ok

a. I shall go home and celebrate with beer
b. I shall go home and celebrate with beer and cry

:)

[jukes]

29. why shd i?

damn, i just did!


:mad:

[chickenscratching]

36. heh

sucker

[GreenPartyVoter]

30. What's yer fave kind of chicken? Mine is

extra crispy!

[chickenscratching]

38. extra crispy all the way

though i do enjoy it mostly in salads

[GreenPartyVoter]

41. I like it in a salad if it's marinated. Esp the mexican one where the

bowl is a rounded tostada.

[chickenscratching]

43. mmmm

that sounds amazing!
i'm going to have to make it now

[GreenPartyVoter]

49. Well if you do, be sure to chunk up some monterery jack cubes to

toss in, or Cabot's horseradish cheddar cheese. Both are excellent in that salad. *starving now* :P

[Shell Beau]

31. Did you help me reach 1,000 in my post earlier?

:silly:

[chickenscratching]

39. heh

nope! :P

[Shell Beau]

45. That's okay!

;)

[kedrys]

32. WHAT? What'll come out no more??!???

You *said* Big Trouble in Little China... :) :hi:

[chickenscratching]

40. is that the scene

in the sewer when that crazy creature comes out of the wall?

"everybody relax. i'm here"

[kedrys]

46. That's the one

I love that movie! :D

"It's all in the reflexes!"

[Lannes]

34. Do you believe in petting on the first date?

[chickenscratching]

42. i think

if you feel comfortable and it seems like the right thing to do, go for it.

[DS1]

48. Why is the 3000 posts oil change so important to you?

[chickenscratching]

51. at 3000 posts

my soul is free and allowed to go heaven

[kick-ass-bob]

52. Did you know it is OK to eat day-long unrefrigerated bologna?

:bounce:

[chickenscratching]

56. irk!

:puke:

[4_Legs_Good]

53. What's the deal with succubi anyway...

and how do you become an expert at them?

david

[chickenscratching]

54. first, you must ask yourself

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?