I love this SPAM right here.

[texas1928]

THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR FINAL EFFORT
We have tried to write to you on many occasions and now is the time to respond!

Your exisiting loan situation certifies you for up to a 3.10% lower rate.

However, seeing as our previous attempts to write to you have failed,
this will be our final effort to lock you into the lower rate.



This is the tenth time I have gotten this e-mail. Well all I have to say is if this is the last time you will try and contact me, WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP GETTING IT!!!!!!!!

[Debi]

1. Cuz they are GREEN with envy that you don't want to borrow their $$?

:shrug:

[texas1928]

3. Well They make me RED with anger.

I hate having to delete three of those along with other BS everyday.

[Debi]

6. Maybe they want to give you $$ to paint your house BLUE? n/t

[texas1928]

9. If they did, would you then be GREEN with Envy?

:shrug:

[Dr.Phool]

2. And furthermore

This is the last time I'm going to try to give you these millions in that bank account in Nigeria!

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. SPAM is so out of control.

I have at least 30 or more pieces in my in box between when I go to bed at 11:00 at night and when I get up at 7:00 a.m. It's either refinancing or sexually explicit solicitations. Blech!

[texas1928]

5. yes

I Do not want to meet single horny women in my area. I am married. And I do not have a problem with my wee-wee and it staying up. And I would have to get new pants if I enlarged it so no thanks.

[Pacifist Patriot]

8. I'm still trying to figure out why

a spectacular cum shot is so desirable. I don't think I've ever had the inclination to see one. <If that is to risque for the lounge I apologize profusely! Only repeating SPAM>

[prole_for_peace]

7. i received that same one.