What are some good methods for stopping an aggressive rethug?

[Swede]

Non violently hopefully.

[XanaDUer]

1. Ask them to define their terms.

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[liberalitch]

2. Logic.... the truth.... history....

stops them dead in their tracks

[Madrone]

3. Here:

It's a cattle prod. A NON-VIOLENT cattle prod held by a NON-VIOLENT Buddhist monk. ;) Not an easy combination to find, lemme tell ya!

[undeterred]

4. Spray them with cold water from the garden hose

works for aggressive dogs...

[tk2kewl]

5. Tazer. It doesn't hurt anyone.

[seemunkee]

6. kick in the balls

If they had any they would be in Iraq

[Shell Beau]

7. Give them the boot!

:bounce:

[tk2kewl]

8. Start by telling them there is no need to be so agressive.

This country was founded on the belief that people will have differences of opinion and that those differences could be discussed openly and rationally. That oughta piss 'em off but good.

[Lannes]

9. Stay calm

Keep asking him why he is so upset,dont get angry which will really piss him off and eventually his head will explode.

[NorthernSpy]

10. .45 -- excellent stopping power...

But only for use on the seriously violent. How aggressive is this person?

[billyskank]

11. Wave a book at him