I Had a Pleasant Dream About (GASP) ann coulter!

[MarianJack]

Read through before you recommend the Thorazine!

I had a dream last night that ChicaAzul and I had a poker party (I'm a pretty good poker player. Real poker, not this texas hold'em crap).

Who would show up but ann coulter in all her manly glory.

I completely freakin' FLEECED her.

My Dad taught me to never leave somebody completely broke, so after I took all of her money, I threw $10 back to her to get home.

Gas and tolls from Maine to NYC on 10 bucks? Not gonna happen!

If such a thing ever did happen, I'd donate every dime of my winnings to any charity/candidate that she HATES!

o now I know that it IS possible to have a good dream about the wicked psycho witch!

[Vogon_Glory]

1. The Dream I'm Hoping to Have

I keep hoping to have a dream where I watch Coulter get her head shaved in a Buddhist temple, watch her put on an orange robe, and become a nun in a sect that practices strict vows of silence and contemplation.

This may be too much to hope for. But I can dream, can't I?

:)

[MarianJack]

4. Actually,...

...If I really fleeced her at poker, maybe that is exactly where she'd go!

[GreenPartyVoter]

2. I can't believe you let her in our state! *lol*

[MarianJack]

5. Maybe She'd Have Come...

...to check out the outlets in Freeport or Kittery.

I'd LOVE for her to stay FAR AWAY from Maine, but its still a free country.

Temporarily!

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Bet she was up for cocktails at the Kennebunkport compound!

[MarianJack]

8. WOW! Could You Imagine...

...THAT booze bill, **, man coulter, jenna & barbara. WHEW!

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. Wish I had that kind of $$

[MarianJack]

11. Maybe We Would...

...if we had the right Powerball numbers and ** gave us a tax cut!

[Mutley]

3. Any dream

where bad things happen to Ann Coulter is a pleasant dream.

[MarianJack]

6. TRUE!

Just think. If Glenn Beck is lurking, maybe he'll threaten to kill me, too!

[jswordy]

9. *sigh* That is SOOOO REFRESHING!

Did you ask her about Canada and the Vietnam War?

[MarianJack]

12. Not Really!

I was too busy saying "YOU LOSE" after every hand! :bounce:

Besides, she'd only say "I'll get back to you on that", and then never do it!