Some State mottos I came up with

[sasquatch]

Ohio: Our Rivers don't catch fire anymore.
Mississippi: Only 40% of the people that live here can spell it.
Michigan: Canada didn't want us.
New Jersey: Best place to stash a body
Florida: Spain still can't believe the US payed money for us.
Kentucky: What did you say about my sisters, cousins, nephews, neighbors dog?
Louisiana: You'd drink to if you lived here.
North Carolina: The better Carolina
South Carolina: We make "The better Carolina" possible.
Rhode Island: Yeah we can't believe we're a state either.

[DrGonzoLives]

1. IOWA

Idiots On Wheels Ahead

[sasquatch]

2. I thought that Texas had the worst drivers?

:shrug:

[Aiptasia]

5. ohio has the worst drivers

believe me, 3/4 of the fender benders in this tourist town are caused by drivers with Ohio plates. Do they just issue licenses in cracker jack boxes or something?

[Jessica]

9. Agreed.

Ohioans = Worst. Drivers. Ever.

[sasquatch]

11. Where's this at?

I've been to Ft. Lauderdale and alot of cars had Texas plates in car wrecks.

[Madrone]

25. No WAY dude. It's INDIANA.

Horrible drivers in Indiana.

[LSparkle]

3. Kuh-li-phony-ah

"Not a state, but an incredible simulation." (Comes complete with fake Guv.)

[Gildor Inglorion]

4. Georgia: Trying HARD to be East Mississippi.

(I'm so ASHAMED of my native state, I'll scarcely admit to being from it any more.)

[Aiptasia]

6. South Carolina: All dirt roads lead to us!

[Shell Beau]

7. Well I am not ashamed of Mississippi.

There may be some idiots here but no more than other places. We are less populated so it seems like more. I love Mississippi and plan on living here for a long time!!:) Good politics or not, the people here are too friendly to hate them for their ignorance.

[TheDebbieDee]

10. East Mississippi.......LOL !

I'm in Missouri and our dip$hit governor has set things in motion so that Medicaid will be going away soon. Last week, another poster here called Missouri the Mississippi of this decade.

I guess Missouri can be West Mississippi!

[sasquatch]

13. From my understanding there's Georgia and there's Atlanta.

That's from Mike Malloy by the way.

[Shell Beau]

17. Kind of like there is Louisiana and then

there is New Orleans.

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Minnesota: We're not Wisconsin

Just kidding. Love ya, sconies.

[ashling]

18. Garrison Keilor did this a few years ago

Minnesota: Too Damn Cold!

[Toby109]

12. Georgia:

Where men are men and livestock are afraid.

[sasquatch]

14. LOL

:rofl:
HEEHAW!!
:D

[Abelman]

15. Michigan

We're still running on the fumes of the automotive industry!

[sasquatch]

16. That's more sad then funny

:cry:

[maveric]

19. Delaware:"If it weren't for Pollution we'd be invisible".

[Parrcrow]

20. Delaware: The Rockefellers could buy it...

If the DuPonts were willing to sell.


I've forgotten who said that originally.

[NMMNG]

21. West Virginia - We're all family

[The Great Escape]

23. Cool....When Do I Get To Sleep With Jennifer Garner!

:eyes:

[TheMightyFavog]

22. Wisconsin:

Eat Cheese or Die.

[The Great Escape]

24. West Virginia....Do We Have To Draw You a Map!