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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:07 PM
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I'm planning a hostile take-over of the lounge. (Shhhh)
Who's with me?

What skills do you bring to the team?
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:07 PM
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1. Me...
I'm good with rope. :-)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:16 PM
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11. Is it a magic lasso?
Can you make people tell the truth with it?
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:27 PM
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25. Don't know, but I can try...
Once they're tied up, I can tickle them with a magic feather.

:7
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:34 PM
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30. Is that just for fun
Or will it help the revolution?
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:47 PM
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43. Can't it be both?
i am sure it will help the revolution and cause many people to spill tehir guts.

:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:53 PM
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48. Whatever you think works best
Have fun.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:08 PM
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2. I'm always up for a revolution!
and I make a mean martini
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:17 PM
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14. You are definitely in!
That's a VERY important skill to have.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:08 PM
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3. oh oh oh I'm a good hostage
:evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:19 PM
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17. C'mere. I need to put these fur-lined handcuffs on you.
:evilgrin:
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:08 PM
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4. Me! I'm good with a stick!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:20 PM
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18. Excellent
Can you be in charge of ALL the smilies too?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:09 PM
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5. Lounge Defense Minister Zuni will purge your enemies
The Lounge hasn't had an orgy of blood and cannibalism in a while
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:22 PM
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19. Can you keep the blood-letting to the dark corners though
I don't really like anything icky.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:22 PM
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21. Done! I'm in
Edited on Wed May-18-05 01:22 PM by Zuni
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:35 PM
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31. Woohoo
I love it when a plan comes together.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:09 PM
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6. before i reveal my talents
i want to know what you plan to do with the lounge once you take it over. :shrug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:15 PM
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9. I'm changing it to yivverland
The alcohol will flow like water. There will be fresh flowers everywhere. And the eats will be sumptuous.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:19 PM
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16. I'm in!
My talent - I never sleep. I do seem to be getting loopier and loopier as the days go by, but that can be fun.

Flowers, food, yivver and vodka? Who could ask for anything more? Can we post drunk? I want to test my bivverness too.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:37 PM
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33. You can post drunkel anytime you want to
And I like you loopy or not. :loveya:
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:12 PM
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7. count me in!
I just got my brass knuckles back from the shop...had to have them welded again! :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:23 PM
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22. What a good mafia princess you are
Every Italian girl needs some brass knuckles. (What did matcom do?)
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Mrs.Matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:55 PM
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83. What?
Sorry, Matcom didn't do it, had to bring them to work and give a dead beat a once over. Yes, we "Family" princesses get them as a christening gift instead of a silver rattle!! hahaha! :D
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bugslsu9 Donating Member (457 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:13 PM
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8. I can be your press secretary
I'm no CJ Craig, well, I'm not even a woman, so that would preclude me from being CJ Craig, but I can talk my way around anything!!!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:24 PM
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23. I say you're perfect for the job then
Can you be on the lookout for mods asking questions?
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bugslsu9 Donating Member (457 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:43 PM
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39. Questions, what questions
All I know is that there is nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:54 PM
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50. Baffle 'em with bullshit
I love it.
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bugslsu9 Donating Member (457 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:08 PM
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65. Bullshit
The only bullshit I see is the pile in Antarctica. And we will clean that pile of bullshit up. You are either with us, or you love penguins
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:16 PM
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10. I am Matcom, Lord of Hellfire!
and i have NOT approved of this (yet)

now

BOW!

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:27 PM
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24. I'm in charge of this revolution, sweetie
Now, take this :*

If you don't behave, I'll have to get out the whip. :evilgrin:
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jswordy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:16 PM
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12. You don't have a hostile bone in yer lovely body, yvr girl! n/t
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:29 PM
Response to Reply #12
26. I'm the inspirational front person
Why do you think I'm recruiting a team?
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:17 PM
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13. Nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills ...
Sorry. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:30 PM
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27. You don't want to join us?
:cry:
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Jessica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:36 PM
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32. Yes, yes I do.
Was just being silly. I don't have any of those skills. :-(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:39 PM
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35. Yes, but I see you can be tricky
Deception is always a good tool to have at your disposal.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:19 PM
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15. I tried this once, but Zuni usurped my power.
I'm all for it. I'm fantastic at gathering intelligence. Can I be head of the Intelligence gathering service?
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:22 PM
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20. can you kill without conscience?
The Lounge Intel service is basically an arm of the Dept. of Blood Purging
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:32 PM
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29. There's enough work to go around
Can you sneak into the mods' forum? We need to know what they know.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:31 PM
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28. Absolutely!
Go spy on GD.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:13 PM
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70. Roger that.
I'll be a while. It takes me some time before I can get a word in edgewise over there.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:38 PM
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34. I have sworn my allegiance to mike_c
and must put down this rebellion.

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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:41 PM
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36. Sparky, I'm devastated.
I can't believe you would turn on me.

:cry:
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:44 PM
Response to Reply #36
40. I can't let you do this
He made me his Minister of Toast. I gave my word.:(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:49 PM
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44. I was going to make you Minister of Libations
Not now.
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:42 PM
Response to Reply #34
37. gotcha covered, yivver
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:43 PM
Response to Reply #37
38. Don't make me use the nukes
:nuke: :nuke:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:44 PM
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41. sorry....Mike C was accidentally decapitated and firebombed and stabbed
just 30 minutes ago. It was a tragedy :cry:
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:47 PM
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42. It was a body double
He will find a place high in his administration for you if you join him. In an undisclosed location of course.:patriot:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:50 PM
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45. hmmmm...
he doesn't have a problem with political oppression, prison camps, torture, genocide, cannibalism or my Dukes of Hazzard "wifebeater" style T-shirt?

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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:52 PM
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47. Not at all.
You might go over the top from time to time, but none of us is perfect.:evilgrin:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:53 PM
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49. Its the Dukes of Hazzard T isn't it
I knew I shouldn't have spent 50 cents on it at Goodwill :P
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:57 PM
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53. It does have a little....odor
but it looks good on you. :thumbsup:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:56 PM
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52. Don't switch sides
They don't have the guts for a real revolution. Mark my words.
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:58 PM
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55. psssst
I'm just getting inside their organization. They will be fed to rabid oppossums before nightfall :P
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:02 PM
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59. I like your style
You shall be given dominion over LBN, GDP, and the Al Gore 08 group.

:smoke:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:02 PM
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60. Oh, OK
Gotcha.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:51 PM
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46. You traitorous cur
I'm taking a contract out on you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:54 PM
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51. Calm down my love muffin
I said I'd be a model ex-husband, didn't say I could support a coup. I always keep my word.:patriot:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:57 PM
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54. Don't touch me
I'm busy pouting.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:00 PM
Response to Reply #54
58. I brought chocolate
and flowers.:loveya:



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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:08 PM
Response to Reply #58
66. Umph
Too little, too late.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:11 PM
Response to Reply #66
68. You're cute when you pout
I can't wait for the make-up sex.:woohoo:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:13 PM
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71. Don't even try and make me smile
I'm still angry.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:18 PM
Response to Reply #71
75. You know you still love me
You could rule the gardening group AND the Grateful Dead group.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:28 PM
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77. I want the Lounge or nothing
Grateful Dead group. Humph.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:33 PM
Response to Reply #77
80. Hmm....the Oasis group
AND the Massachusetts forum. You would rule over matcom. :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:37 PM
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81. Oasis? Please.
I already rule over matcom. He's putty in my hands.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:58 PM
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56. Need any scripts?
Script kiddy here.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:04 PM
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62. Can you write speeches?
I want them to be inspirational.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:12 PM
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69. Yes, but in certain narrow ranges of topics
Click below
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x-g.o.p.er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 01:59 PM
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57. I am good at doublespeak, and I can drink like a fish.
Got a job for me?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:06 PM
Response to Reply #57
63. At the same time?
That could be entertaining.

How about Minister of Disinformation?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:04 PM
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61. I'm in
I can write, do research, hook up VCRs and DVD players, train your dog, post on message boards all day, and I am a quick learner. My SO is a chef; he can do all the cooking.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:07 PM
Response to Reply #61
64. Welcome aboard!
:hi:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:09 PM
Response to Reply #64
67. fantastic!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:14 PM
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72. What benefits are you offering under your leadership...?
And I bring a certain charm, a boatload of cool smilies and the ability to occasionally amuse and enlighten.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:27 PM
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76. As I told Progmom
All the alcohol you can drink and fresh flowers.

I think we should have some optional organized events too. Big water fights, hayrides etc. I'm open to suggestion.

This will be the best summer in the lounge EVAH.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:16 PM
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73. and suppose I organize a counter-revolutionary squad?
What then, hmm?

I thought so.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:30 PM
Response to Reply #73
78. My goons will crush you like a bug
Don't let the Pollyanna persona fool you - I'm ruthless.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:37 PM
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82. Goons? Puh-leaaase!
During the 80s, I worked in Colombia, as a depopulation engineer (pronounced death squad).

Also, don't let my low post count fool you. I'm ruthlesser.
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:17 PM
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74. I'm quite strong in the flirting force
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed May-18-05 02:31 PM
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79. I'm sure that will come in handy
It will keep me happy, anyway.
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