I'm chugging 10w-40 motor oil with my beer bong. Ask me anything.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

No really, anything. Shoot. Go ahead. I'm all ears.

[Drifter]

1. That's disgusting ....

you should try 10w-30.

Cheers
Drifter

[AndyTiedye]

2. They Recommend 5w30 nowadays

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

3. Well, it IS synthetic

So I'm hoping it'll tide me over 'til lunch but there's gotta be a better way to lose these unwated pounds.

[Blue-Jay]

11. Unwanted pounds?!?

You probably only weigh about a buck and a quarter as it is.

I like the wee-folk!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

15. This is a fictional world in which I weigh 400 pounds

and drink motor oil. Don't push me Blue-Jay, I'm feelin' scrappy :P

[cassandra uprising]

4. who is your favortie muppet?

or, top three.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

6. You've crossed the line, CU!

When I said anything, I meant anything BUT my favorite Muppet.

However, I'll make an exception: Grover. I know he's a member of the SS (Sesame Street) Gang, but close enough. Fozzy runs a distant second.

[cassandra uprising]

8. Nice choice! n/t

[redqueen]

22. Yes!

My favorite was when he did the exasperated waiter bits.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

23. Wow, I have more in common with Grover than I thought.

I was always exasperated when I waited tables. I KNEW there was a reason he was my fav.

[benburch]

5. You can't be all ears.

That was Ross Perot's job.

http://www.klotz.org.nyud.net:8090/portfolio/perot1.JPG

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. What does penis do?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

10. Penis detroys you

AND me also.

Penis important.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Penis for the help

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

16. Clownwhite for the missus

Dog food for the help.

[Writer]

9. Yes, okay. When do you die?

Just wondering... sorry to be so incredibly realistic here LOL

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

12. Realistic or just pessimistic?

Ask yourself this question. I'm gonna make it though this with or without you.

[Writer]

14. Okay, next time you decide to chug a quart of petroleum

let me know. As you choke from the poison, I'll let you know if I'm telling the truth or just divulging a silly opinion. :eyes:

[jswordy]

17. WHY ARE YOU SUPPORTING TERRISS?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

18. You're right...

I should be chugging solar enegry.

[jswordy]

19. ;-) heh...good comeback! n/t

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. Or chugging wind

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

25. I got somethin' for you to chug,

dick fingers!

[terrya]

21. Is it one of the finer motor oils out there?

I'm guessing Pennzoil or Quaker's State. I suspect you only enjoy the better quality kind of motor oils. :-)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

24. Actually, Terrya, it's Mobile 1 Premium Racing Blend.

Nothin' but the best for this lil' man. :9

[terrya]

26. Ah...Paul, that sounds like a zesty oil, indeed!

:-)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. Zesty indeed....

:beer:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. OK, Paul, you asked for it. Ask you anything? Haha...I'm feeling wicked!

How's your *um* love life these days? Jus' askin...:blush:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. Real swell, Peggy.

Thanks for askin'. Wow, that was a softball. That all ya' got? :)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

30. Hey, Paul!

Do I hear a CHALLENGE? I think I do, lol! Well, let me see...darn, I'm laughing so hard that I can't think...! I guess you're going to luck out this time!

Maybe I'll think of something else, later on, just when you least expect it!

:evilgrin:

I'm glad to hear that your love life is good, I really am...:pals:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

31. Thanks, Peggy! - n/t