My softball team sucks oh so bad...

[Hobarticus]

We just handed a game away in extra innings, because the clown who's pitching this year can't swallow his pride and step off the mound when he can't hit the plate.

Now, I've been the pitcher for three years, and I was pretty good at it, but this year the manager got some pressure from this guy and another player to let him pitch. The manager knows he blows, but he won't do anything about it.

We fought back from a seven-run defecit (thanks to five walks of his), took the lead...and he walked the winning run in. He sucks with a capital SUCKS, and what's worse is, he can't admit it.

I'm no Ÿberjock, and I don't mind losing, but I don't like to lose by handing games away.

[BlueJazz]

1. The next time you play......

tell him that one of your close friends named "Jimmy the Masher" has already bet a sizable amount on your team to win and Jimmy gets extremely ...
...ah...irritated... when he loses...

[Hobarticus]

2. A mafia hit...I likey...I can work with that

[KittyWampus]

3. Do You At Least Drink Beer While Playing? The Local Guys Do & After

about the third inning the question is "what's the score again"? :)