"You want to make love to me because....

[chickenscratching]

.... I drive the Monster and wear this costume."



:rofl:

[DS1]

1. I'm just whispering sweet nothings into your ear

[chickenscratching]

2. is that a moustache tickling my oval window?

or are you just happy to see me?

[DS1]

4. I named my dog after you, Mr. Frankenstein

Frankenstein? Frankenstein?

*sounds of tires squealing in mud - somehow*

[Dr.Phool]

3. You remind me of a mule I saw in Georgia.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[chickenscratching]

6. heh, i guess i AM rather attractive

[Dr.Phool]

10. You look even better than I remember!

Let's elope tonight!

[chickenscratching]

25. cant elope

[Jara sang]

5. Holy shit!

No comment.

[Double T]

7. Is This Another Photo From Abu Ghraib???

[DS1]

8. No, it's a classic David Carradine movie, more cultish than classic,

Stallone is in it for one of his first ever roles.

[chickenscratching]

9. he actually gets killed in the end

if i remember correctly...ja?

[DS1]

12. Yeah, with a handgrenade

:D

[chickenscratching]

14. thankfully!

i prefer it over some half-assed garbly monologue.
keep it short and sweet stallone!

on edit: i apologize to those in the elite stallone clique for any offensive words this post once contained.

[DS1]

16. Actually Rambo's single monologue was in a cave

down by the fire :P

[chickenscratching]

18. oh fuckit

you're in one of those elite stallone cliques arent you?

asshat

on edit: i fixed it!

[DS1]

20. You drew First Blood.... You drew first blood

[chickenscratching]

13. heh

:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

11. A lot of people think you're great, but I think you're one big...

baked potato

[Wapsie B]

15. Wow!

Good morning to you too!

[chickenscratching]

17. oh you like it!

[Wapsie B]

19. yeah i love it!

:)

more! more!

[cassandra uprising]

21. You seem really well read,

you've got a weird sense of humor,

you like cool movies,

oh wait...

I know, I know, I couldn't sign off just yet!

edit odd typo

[chickenscratching]

22. aren't you supposed to working young lady?

:P this place gets quite the death grip on one doesnt it?

[cassandra uprising]

23. can't... resist.... the ... force....

is..... tooo.... strong...

oh busted.

[chickenscratching]

24. you're not reading this b/c you're dutifully working

but you're not are you :P

[chickenscratching]

26. afternoon kick