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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:19 AM Original message |
Woman NOT Liable For Fractured Penis During Consensual Sex |
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demnan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:20 AM Response to Original message |
1. That guy is such a big pussy! |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:21 AM Response to Original message |
2. Not trying to be funny.... |
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Debbi801 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:27 AM Response to Reply #2 |
3. I was wondering that, too. |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:28 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Cartlidge ... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:29 AM Response to Reply #5 |
7. But wouldn't that be called 'torn cartilage' instead of a fracture? |
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meegbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:33 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. You can break or fracture cartlidge .... |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:34 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. Okay that last line is LOL funny. |
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kick-ass-bob (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:52 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. I'm feeling faint. |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:24 AM Response to Reply #5 |
13. If there's cartilage in my penis, |
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Midlodemocrat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:28 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Also not trying to be funny, but I was wondering the same thing. |
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Maddy McCall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. Well, I did a little google, and would you believe that there is an... |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:27 AM Response to Reply #8 |
14. This is crazy! |
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BR_Parkway (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 09:54 AM Response to Reply #14 |
21. Seems like a good reason to deal with reality and not perform |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:27 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. I just read that. |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:45 AM Response to Reply #8 |
17. I have a question |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:57 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. Who doesn't? I find operating heavy machinery to be the most erotic |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 09:11 AM Response to Reply #18 |
19. On a more serious note |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 10:05 AM Response to Reply #19 |
24. I can't, and I'm not sure I'd like to be enlightened... |
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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 12:27 PM Response to Reply #19 |
28. really big clothespin around the base-SNAP!!!? |
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0007 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:34 AM Response to Reply #2 |
10. I imagine some damage could be done to the base around the pelvic |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 07:27 AM Response to Original message |
4. How does one fracture a penis? |
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valis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 09:56 AM Response to Reply #4 |
23. Try it: put it in a vice and squeeze... :) |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 11:53 AM Response to Reply #23 |
26. damn! |
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Zuni (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 08:31 AM Response to Original message |
16. that is awful |
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TreasonousBastard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
20. Back when Plato's Retreat was... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
22. He Could've Come Up W/ A Better Alias: John Doe? Come On! |
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HEIL PRESIDENT GOD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 10:34 AM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Or Rupert Johnson nt |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-17-05 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
27. Wrath of God upon liberal sex! |
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