Threadjack this!

[KitchenWitch]

I dare you! (it had better be good!)

[progmom]

1. ha!

your threadjack post is just a sad imitation of mine.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

2. true

:rofl:

[Bok_Tukalo]

3. While sitting at a bus station drinking a Coke at 17

waiting to get my connection to Little Rock and then a flight to Philadelphia where I would be processed into the Army, a man walked up, and asked if he could sit down. Being a polite country boy from Arkansas on his own in the world for the first time, I told him of course.

When I sat my soda down, the man picked it up, took a drink, and walked off with it. The act was so stunning and outside my realm of experience, all I could do was watch him wander around the station with my drink in hand until it was time for me to board my bus.

[KitchenWitch]

6. Wow, that was brazen

some people have brass cajones

[Jara sang]

4. I have an ingrown toenail.

How do I get rid of those?

[sundog]

7. tmi

[Jara sang]

20. That's O.K. I made it up anyway.

:P

[JVS]

11. surgery

I've had it done. It kind of sucks

[blue neen]

19. Ingrown toenails are the pits.

One time I had one and the doctor cut it out WITHOUT NUMBING IT!
I fainted. The doctor said I tried to punch him while I was passed out.

Make sure they numb your toe! That's all I'm sayin'

[Zuni]

5. Did I ever tell you guys about the time Wolfman Jack cleaned my gutters?

I will tell it if I can get some support here---I need an audience

[El Fuego]

9. THE Wolfman Jack, cleaned YOUR gutters? Do tell!

[Zuni]

10. I am not shitting you

I will tell in a minute---this happened a long time ago

[Lerkfish]

13. truly? with his beard?

[Zuni]

14. no, with gloves and hose

[El Fuego]

17. Was he doing the "Wolfman" voice?

[Zuni]

23. see my thread dedicated to this

yes. He was howling too. No joke.

[xmas74]

8. I had this really disgusting dream about Uncle Dick last night...

Wait-I thought that you wanted me to lock this thread, not highjack it.
Sorry.

[El Fuego]

12. But you have that dream... every night.

You know it's true.

[xmas74]

15. The dream is usually about Christian Bale

and I usually sleep during the day.
Must have been the Taco Bell that I ate right before bedtime. I woke up vomiting afterward.

[El Fuego]

16. Could have done without the VISUAL!!!!

:puke::puke:

[xmas74]

18. If you had that dream last night you would have puked too!

Never get Taco Bell as they are closing-my advice of the day.

[jandrok]

21. Better to drink week old bongwater than cheap beer!

Remember.....quality, not quantity.

[Left Is Write]

22. I like pancakes.

What? Why are you looking at me like that? Was I supposed to come up with something witty or engaging? Is that the deal?

[blue neen]

24. Did you ever have them at Perkins?

With the apricot syrup? MMmm. That's the best. :)

[Left Is Write]

25. At Perkins, yes. With apricot syrup, no.

I like the butter pecan syrup at IHOP the best.

And I make a great homemade cinnamon syrup!

[blue neen]

26. Butter pecan syrup. That sounds really good!

I don't think we have any IHOP's around here, though.

How do you make the homemade cinnamon syrup?

[Left Is Write]

27. Oh, it's easy.

2 cups sugar, one cup water, one tsp (or so, to taste) cinnamon.

Cook and stir, bringing to a boil, continuing to stir for a couple of minutes until it starts to thicken and the sugar is completely dissolved.

It's delicious warm or cold, and it will thicken more on standing.

You can do this for maple syrup too, using a teaspoon of maple flavoring instead of the cinnamon.

[blue neen]

28. Delicious!

That would be great on apple pancakes. I'm getting really hungry now. I need pancakes.