HAPY MAY DAY COMERADS!

[CanuckAmok]

LOL! I KNOW I AM LATE FOR COMY MAY DAY AKA UNINDIPENDENCE DAY BUTT BETER LATE THAN RED! AND PLUS I NO I CAN GET YOR ATENSHUN BY SAING HAPY MAY DAY BEECUS U PROLLY THINK IT MEENS FREE DRUGS AND ADULTURY.

SO HERE I AM LOOKING ON THE INTER NETS AGEN AND THERE U AL ARE STIL SPREDING YOR LIEBRUL LIES AND PROPER GANDAS!!! HA! BY THE WAY MY WIFE MISTY SAIS SOME THING CLEVVER ONSE IN A BLUE MOON AND THIS TIME IT IS YOU CANT SPEL LIEBRUL WITH OUT LIE! LOL!!!

SO I THOT I WOOD CHIME IN AND LAY DOWN SOME MORE TRUTH ON U AL. FIRST OF AL U HAVE TO BE TOLD AGEN THAT GEORGE W BUSH IS THE PRESIDENT AND HE WUN AND U HAVE TO GET OVERIT LOOSERS! I FIGERED U AL WOOD HAVE IT FIGERED OUT BY NOW BUT OVIUSLY NOT!! NOT ONLY IS HE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES SANK SHUNED BY GOD BUT NOT JUST NOW FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS PLUS A FEW MONTHS TO BOOT! AND IF THERE IS A NOTHER 9/11 (AND I HOPE THERE IS NOT! RIP AMERICAN HEROES! NEVER FORGET!!) IT WIL PROLY BE A FOR LIFE PRESIDENTSY VOTED BY THE PEEPLE. HIS LIFE OR OURS EETHER WAY IS GOOD! SO OR AT LEEST 3 YEERS GIT UST TO IT AND FALL IN TO LINE OR GET YOR AS TO GITMO OR RUSHA!!!

AND THEN U ALSO HAVE TO NO WE AR WINING THE WOR ON TEROR IN IRAK BEECOS WE AR KICKING THE AS OF THE CAMLE JOCKS OVER THERE AND WEN I SAY WE U NO I MEEN THE US ARMY AND AIR FORCE AND NAVY AND MAREENS NOT U COUARDS IN THE DEMORAT PARTEY. EVEN THE ENGLISH R OVER THERE AND EVERY BODY NOS WE HAVE TO BALE THEM OUT OF EVRY WAR THERE IS. AND BEE FORE U AL SAY WY DON’T I GO TO IRAK TO FITE THE ANSER IS SIMPEL. I HAVE A BAD FOOT FROM WERK AND I DON’T HAVE TO GO PLUS I MAKE MOR PUMPING AT THE TEXICO THAN I WOOD IN THE ARMY AND I HAVE 4 KIDS WITH MISTY AND 1 FROM MY LAST WIFE NAMED DALTON. AND AL THOSE KIDS NEED TO BE PAYED FOR SO I HAVE TO BRING HOME THE BAKING I DON’T POOT MY KIDS ON WELUNFARE UNLIKE U AL I BET LOL!!! BUT ALSO MISTY HAS TO WORK THANKS TO YOUR HERO KKKLINTOON AND MORE ON HER NEW JOB LATR.

AND IF I DID GO U CAN BE SHURE I WOOD AL SO KICK SOM IRAKEE ASS! I AM A PRO AT KARATTIE AND KUNG FOO EVEN THO I NEVER TOK A CLAS IN IT. I JUST WACH SUM OF THE MOOVIES WE HAVE IN THE TRALER AND I PICK UP THE MOVES FROM WACHING IN SLOMO. SEE THERE IS ONLY 1 FRENCH GUY WHO CAN FITE AND HE IS JOHN CLOD VAN DAM. SEGAL CAN ALSO FITE BUT HE IS AMERICAN SO OF CORSE THAT IS A NO BRANER. PLUS HES ALL WEERD NOW WITH TANTRICKS VOODOO OR SOMETHING AND HES KIND OF FAT NOW AS WEL. BUT EVEN MISTY SAIS I AM A PRO AND SHE CANT DUCK OUT FROM MY SWEEP KICK EVEN THO SHE UST TO DANSE AND IS PRITY QUICK ON HER FEET EVEN 4 KIDS LATER! SHE KEEP IN HER TOSE BECOS ITS OLD HIKORY EVRY TIME SHE BERNS THE WAFELS WICH IS LIKE EVRY DAY PRACTICKLY BUT I DID NOT MARY HER 4 HER COOCKING! THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR THAT I SAY!!!

NOT THAT I WOOD HAVE TO REELY KICK IRAKEES WITH MY FEET OR FISTS WITH AL THE FIRE POOR WE HAVE OVER THERE LIKE THE SAW AND THE M16 WICH IS NOT MADE IN THE SAME FACTRY AS BARBY EVEN THO KKKLINTON SED IT WAS. IF IT IS A NO GOOD LONG GUN WY DUS EVRY ARMY IN THE WORLD HAVE THEM OR MABEY THE AK IF THEY ARE COMYS?! WE NOW GOT SO MANY GUNS IN IRAK I WUNDER IF THERE ARE ANEE LEFT HEER IN THE GOOD OLD US OF A!!! HOPFULY SEERIA WONT TRY TO INVADE WILE AL THE GUNS ARE IN IRAK! DONT TRED ON ME SEERIA!!! LOL!

BUT HEER U R WUNSE AGEN SPREDING YOR FILTH AND LIES AND BUMSEX ADJENDAS. SO I HAVE TO SAY WHAT AND WY?! U AL NO THAT GOD SAIS THAT HOMOSEX AND NUUD PICSHURES R AN ABUMINASH AN ABOMMINAC A SIN. AND YET THERE IS LOTS OF BOTH HEER ON THE OLD DU! AND TOKING AND TOKING AND TOKING ABOUT HOW WE SHOODNT BE IN THE IRAK AND EVRY WARE ELSE WE ARE IN SPREDDING THE GOSPLE! IT IS THEE WORD AND WE HAVE TO SPRED IT! EVEN IF WE HAVE TO TELL THE GOSPLE ACORDING TO GLOCK EVRRY NOW AND THEN IT IS ALL FOR GOOD AND TO BEET EVIL. AND I DO NOT THINK SAYING THAT IS BLAST FEEMUS. GOD GIDES THE AMERICAN BULLITS! AND WERE IS QUAGMIRE U LIARS?! I LOOKED IN THE MAPS IN THE LIBERY AND THERE IS NO QUAGMIRE THERE. THIS IS AN NOTHER PLASE U HAVE MADE UP TO SPRED YET MOR LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIKE NOW I HEER THAT NEWSWEAK SAIS THAT WE HAD SOLJERS THROWING THAT MUSLIN BIBLE IN TO THE TOILETS AND NOW THEY SAY NO WE DID NOT DO THAT. SO I SAY HEY NEWSWEAK WAT IS IT THEN?! BUT EVEN IF IT IS A BOOK THAT SHOOD BE THROWN IN A TOILET OR 2 WE DON’T DO THAT HEER BEECOS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF REEDING AND WE AL SO BEELEEV IN LITTERISY. AND THROWING THE MUSLIN BIBLE IN A TOILET IS JUST GOING TO UPSET EVERY BODY IN THE LOOSER COUNTRYS ANY WAY AND THAT’S WHY THERE WAS AL THE BOMINGS AND STUFF THIS WEAK. AND WE ARE NOT IN IRAK TO GET EVERY BODY (EXEPT FRANCE LOL!!) MAD AT US WE AR THERE TO SAVE SOLES! AND I THINK TO MY SELF WELL WAT IF SOME BODY TOOK ARE FAMILY BIBLE WE GOT FROM REFERENT FOULWELS STORE AND THREW IT IN THE JOHN? I WOOD BE MAD AS HECK AS WEL! SO IF A MUSLIN IS MAD AT US ALREDDY THROWING HIS HEETHEN BIBLE IS JUST GOING TO MAKE MATERS WORSED. AND THEN HOW CAN HE BE SAVED IF HE GETS SHOT BY GIS BEEFOR BEING SHOWN TO JESUS CHRIST? IF WE HAVE TO SHOOT THE IRAKEES TO PROTECT THERE FREEDOM IT SHOOD BE AFTER WE SHOW THEM THE LIGHT! AND THEN HE WILL GO TO HEAVEN WHICH IS OVIOSLY BETER THAN GETTING 75 ARAB VIRJINS AND SOME SHEEP OR WATEVER THERE CRAZYBIBLE SAIS THEY GET. BUT IN THE REEL WORLD SUM OF THEM AND OF US WIL HAVE TO DIE ANYWAYS (RIP BRAVE US SOLJERS! NEVER FORGET!!) BEECOS THE TOWLEES WONT GIVE UP THERE MUSLIN BIBLE OR THERE OIL. AS IF WE ARE JUST GOIN TO GET OUT IF THEY ASK NISELY LOL!! SO THEY HAVE TO DESIDE IF THEY WANT GIRLS AND NOISEY SHEEP OR A HARP AND A NISE QUITE CLOWD!

AND WAT ELCE? HEER IS WAT! U GOT PEEPLE HEER TOKING ABOUT DRUGS AND TOKING ABOWNT TAKING AL THE GUNS AWAY FROM WITE AMERICANS AND YET AT THE SAME TIME GIVING MORE GUNS TO CRIMNALS AND BLACKS AND LETEENOS AND I SAY WAT?! I DO NOT THINK THAT AL THE BLACKS AND THE LATEENOS AND EVEN THE OREE YENTELS R AL ON DRUGS AND R CRIMNALS BUT U NO IF U LINE UP A WITE GUY AND A BLACK GUY AND A LETEENO IN A POLICE LINE UP U NO WUN OF THEM IS GOWING TO HAVE HIS WALIT STOLED AND IT WONT BE LEROY OR MANUAL! LOL!!!!! SO MOST OF THE MUD RASES ARE NOT CRIMNALS BUT STILL U GOTTA WACH OUT UNLES THEY ARE MARKED WITH SHAME FROM GOD.

BUT ANY WAYS I GOT TO REMEMBER THAT THE NEW PASTER SAIS THAT AL MEN R AL EEK-WALL UNDER GOD AND EVEN UNDER THE CONSTATUSHUN! SO I SAY TO HIM DUS THAT MEEN EVRY GUY EVEN BLACKS AND LATEENOS AND HE SAIS YES! SO HAY WAT TO SAY TO THAT?! I AM A GOOD CHRISTIAN BUT I TEL U THAT NEW PASTER HAS SUM WEERD IDEAS BUT IF GOD DID NOT WANT HIM ON THE PULP IT HE WOOD HAVE SMOTID HIM LIKE HE DID WITH THE LAST PASTER WHO GOT CANSER OF THE U NO WAT. AND THE PASTER 2 TOWNS OVER IS A CHINAMAN SO WAT TO DO?! GOD SHURE IS FUNY AND MISTEREEUS WEN HE WANTS TO BE! BUT AMEN ANY WAYS!

SO YES I SAY! AL AMERICANS R EEK-WALL UNDER GOD! BUT SO WAT ABOUT SAY AN AMERICAN WHO LIVES IN FRANCE OR EJIPT? OR WAT ABOWT A GUY WITH AN AMERICAN MOM AND A DAD WHO IS A DANISH? I HEER THAT HAPINS SOME TIMES EVEN THO I DO NOT THINK AMERICANS GO AROWND BEEING FAMILIAR WITH FORRINERS WITH OUT BEEING MARYED! AND ALSO WAT ABOUT AN ILEAGLE IMIGRANT WHO HAS BEEN IN AMERICA FOR A LONG TIME AND SPEEKS AMERICAN GOOD AND EVERY THING? SO I ASKED THE NEW PASTER WAT HAPINS WITH THAT AND HE SAIS IT IS A GRAY AREEA SO I GESSED HE MEENS SEEATIL. MABEY THAT IS WERE THEY LIVE TIL THEY DEESIDE IF THEY WANT TO BE AMERICANS OR GO TO HELL WEN THEY DY! LOL!! I NEVER BIN TO SEEATIL BUT I SAY WITH SEEATIL WHO NEEDS HELL?! LOL! I ONLY NO IT FROM THE FRASER SHOW I SEEN ON A TV IN WALLMART AND I THINK IT WAS NOT EVEN IN AMERICAN! MABEY IT WAS IN LATEN OR SOME THING BUT I DID NOT NO WAT THE HECK THEY WERE SAING HAFF THE TIME!!!! AND WAT I DID UNDER STAND WAS NOT FUNY AT AL! BUT ALSO THIS COMPUTER COMES FROM SEEATILS MISTER GATES SO I GESS WE NEED SEEATIL LOL! EVRY BODY SAIS WE DONT NEED DEETROYT NEETHER BUT IT IS WERE THE CHEVY WAS BORN AND IS MADE STILL TODAY SO OF CORSE WE NEED DEETROYT! BUT WE DONT NEED DEERBORN!

AND HERE IS THE BIG BIG NEWS HEER!!!!! SO MISTY IS NOT WURKING AT THE TOPLESS BAR NO MOR!!! TURNS OUT THAT SHE HAD A RITCH UNKEL NO BODY NEW ABOUT AND HE DIED AND LEFT HER SOME THINGS! HE DID NOT HAVE ANY KIDS OR WIFE AND SO GAVE EVRY THING TO HIS BRUTHERS KIDS AND THAT IS MISTY AL SO! AND SHE HAS A SIS IN MONTANA AND 4 MOR SISTERS IN UTAH WHO ARE MORMIN AND THEY AL GOT A SHARE 2! EVEN THE MORMIN SISTERS GOT SUM AND EVERY BODY ELCE IN THE FAMLY THINKS THEY R WEERD AND SINING IN THERE WEERD LONG UNDERWARE! BUT I GESS THE UNKEL THOT THEY WERE OK EVEN THO THEY BAND PEPSI FROM THE HOUSES AND WORSHIP FLOTING BOOKS! MISTY HAS A HAFF BROTHER ALSO IN CANADA BUT HE IS A FROOT I THINK AND THE LESS SED ABOUT CANADA THE BETER ANY WAYS! THEY DO NOT EVIN HAVE ELECTISITY EVRY WERE CAN U BEELEVE THAT?! IT IS THE 20TH CENTURIE AND THEY R IN THE DARK STILL AND WITH MUSES AND FLYING SQWIRELS.

SO MISTY AND ME GOT A TRAYLER FROM THE UNKEL WICH IS A DUBBEL WIDE AND ALSO SHE GOT A COFEY SHOP FROM THE UNKEL AS WEL 2 TOWNS OVER!!! AND THAT MEENS ME 2! SO WE HAVE BIN MOVING IN TO THE TRAYLER AND THAT HAS TAKIN AL WEEK!! MOST OF THAT TIME WAS MISTY TAKING FORE EVER TO SET UP THE NEW FAMLY PULE! IT TUK HER LIKE 3 HOWERS TO BLOW IT UP!! EVEN THO SHE QUIT SMOKING WEN SHE WAS IN THE FAMLY WAY THE LAST TIME SHE STILL CAN NOT BLOW LIKE SHE UST TO. BUT IN THE MEEN TIME I WAS MOVING AL THE DISHES AND CHARES THE KIDS AND AL THERE LITTLE TYKES CARS AND AND THE TV AND JUMP WIREING THE CABAL SAT ALITE FROM THE NAYBORS IN THE PICH DARK! AND THAT IS NOT A SIN JUST SO U NO. IF WE WACH 700 CLUB AND DISNY SHOWS WITH THE KIDS ON THE SAT ALITE CABAL IT IS OUT OF NEED SO NOT THEFED. TRY HOME SKOOLING 4 KIDS WITH OUT A TV IT CANT BE DUN! O AND I HAD TO TRY TO MOVE MY CHEVELLE WICH WAS A CHORE I TEL U WAT! THE OLD 350 IS NO GOOD NO MORE AND HAS SITTED THERE IN THE YARD FOR 5 YEERS NOW. BUT NOW I CAN FIX IT NOW AND MABEY EVEN GO WITH A NEW CRATE 396 AND SUM SS TRIM HAPPY DAY! BUT NOT AL IS GOOD WITH THE CHEVELLE THE REER END IS OVER GRONE WITH WEEDS AND CAN NOT BE MOVED AT AL EVEN WITH A TOW! SO LUKKY I NO THE GUY WHO BOT ARE OLD TRAYLER AND HE SAIS IT IS OK TO LEEF THE CHEVELLE THERE 4 NOW BUT I GOT TO BURN THE WEEDS OUT OR SOME THING OR IT WIL BE THERE UNTIL THE RAPT CHUR!

AND I TEL U WAT! THIS COFEY SHOP WE GOT IS A WEERD PLASE BUT IT DOES GOOD BISNIS! IT IS FOOL OF MOSTLY MEN AND VERY LITEL LADYS AND I SAY WHAT?! IS THIS A HOMO COFEY SHOP BUT IT TURNS OUT IT CANT BE BEECOS IS IS VERY NEER A MAREEN BASE AND THEY WOODNT PUT UP WITH THAT. PLUS U CAN TEL BY THE HARECUTS MOST OF THOSE GUYS ARE MAREENS EVEN THO MANY R DRESED UP LIKE COW BOYS ON MUNDAYS. U CAN TEL THEY R NOT REEL COW BOYS BEECOS THEY CANT TY NOTS WORTH BEENS! I LET 2 OF THEM TO TY ME TO A POST IN THE SHOP AND I WAS OUT OF THAT ROPE IN ABOUT 5 MINITS AND THEN OF CAME THE BALL GAG 2! NO DOWT IT IS PART OF THERE MAREEN TRANING. BETER BUFF UP ON THAT NOT TYING BOYS FOR WEN U CAPSHURE BIN LATIN!

SO MISTY SES THAT IT IS A NISE PLASE TO WORK AND EVEN BETER BEECOS SHE OWNS IT OUT RITE! AND SHE SES THAT EVEN THO MOST OF THE PEEPEL DRINKING COFEY R MEN THEY DO NOT HIT ON HER AND THAT IS A RELEEF AFTER 6 YEERS AT THE NUDY BAR. FOR ME AND FOR HER! AND SHE IS ALOUD TO BRING THE KIDS TO WORK NOW NOT LIKE WEN SHE HAD TO SNEEK THEM IN TO THE NUDY BAR PASSED THE SNOOPY STATE WELL FAIR INSPECTER WHO ALSO SAYED NO HITING. SHE WAS ON US SINCE CAITLIN WAS MOLLED AND BIT IN THE FASE BY ARE OLD ROTTIE JAZ WEN SHE WAS 3. THE INSPECTER SAYED IT WAS A MIRICEL CAITLIN DIDENT DIE AND I SED BACK TO HER THAT I NO U HAVE TO LOOK IN ON A TODLAR EVRY OWER OR SO AND GIT OF ARE BACKS! I SAY MIND YOR OWNED BISNESS. BUT I AM NOT THE STATE SO THERE U GO. YOR TAX DOLERS AT WORK TELING PARRENTS HOW TO PARRENT!!! NOW THAT THE GOP IS BACK WERE THEY SHOOD BE NO BODY BOTHERS US ABOUT THE DOGS AND THE KIDS AND I SAY FINELY! I HAVE 5 KIDS AT LASSED COUNT SO I THINK I NO ABOUT BEEING RESPONSIBAL! THEY SHOOD SPEND MOR TIME MAKING KIDS PREY IN SKOOL AND OUT LOWD SO GOD CAN HERE!! AND LES TIME BEEING NOSY.

O AND BACK TO THE COFEY SHOP! ALSO IN THE COFEY SHOP IS AL THIS PAINTID PICSHURS THAT MEEN I DON’T KNOW WAT! AT FURST I THOT THEY WERE UP SIDE DOWN SO MISTY TURNED THEM UP SIDE DOWN AND THEY WERE EXACLY THE SAME LOOKING! SO I SAY WAT?! I DO NOT UNDER STAND ART I GESS. BUT THAT ALSO MEENS I AM NOT A MINSING JEW YORK FROOT SO IT IS WIN WIN!

AND ALSO IN JEW YORK IS YOR BEST FREND HITLERY KKKLINTOON! FURST OF ALL SHE MUST BE NUTS TO LET YOR BEST FREND BILL OUT OF HER SITE BEECOS LOOK WAT HE DID LAST TIME HE HAD THE HOUSE TO HIS SELF!! LOL!!!! AND ALSO SHE SHOOD BE AT HOME ANY WAYS! NITTING HATS WICH ALSO COVER THE FASE OF THERE DOOTER SHO IS PLUM HOMELEE! THIS IS MORE PRUF THAT HTLERY IS A LESBIE! FIRST NOT CARING IF HER HUSBAND IS GETTING SEMI RELASHUNS UNDER THE DESK AND ALSO THAT SHE IS THE BIG SIN EATER OF NEW YORK WICH IS LESBIE GROUND ZERO! THEY SHUD NAME THE ILAND OF MANHATAN TO THE ILAND OF LESBIES OR MABEY JUST LESHATAN! LOL!!

SO HITLERY COUD PROLLY NO WAT THE ART MEENS IN THE COFEY SHOP BUT WE WOODNT LET HER IN THERE AND SHE PROLLY NEVER LEEVES JEW YORK ANYWAY UNLES IT IS TO MEAT MORE LESBIES NO DOWT IN FRANCE AND CANADA. AND IT DUSENT MATER ANY WAYS BEECOS AS SOON AS THE FRANKLIN MINT ART GETS THERE AL THAT WEERD BLOCHES OF NOTHING WIL GO OUT! I TELL U WAT! AND I SAY ALSO EVERY BODY LIKES THE ROCK WEL ART SO WE SHOOD GET SOME THERE ALSO. I LIKE THE ONE WITH THE TEEN AGERS DRINKING A SODA TO GETHER THAT IS WAT AMERICA IS AL ABOUT TO ME! AND IT ALSO REMINDS ME OF CORTING MISTY BUT IT WAS 6 BEERS AND NOT 1 SODA AND SHE HAD HER KIDS WITH HER AND I STILL HAD MY LONG HARE THEN. 1 OF THE MAREENS SED THE ROCK WEL PAINTINGS WOOD BE GOOD FOR BISNIS 2! I DID NOT REELY UNDER STAND WAT AL HE WAS TOKING ABOUT THO BEECUS HE SED THE PICSHUR WOOD BE GOOD FOR IRONING? I SAY WAT?! BUT WAT EVER AS LONG AS THEY KEEP DRINKING $5 COFEYS WICH IS ALSO NUTS. I SAY GOOD THING MISTER BUSH NOS HOW TO PAY THE SOLJERS A LOT!

AND THE ONLY BAD PART OF THE COFEY SHOP SO FAR IS THAT MOST OF THE MAREENS ASK IF THEY CAN STIL GET POPERS SO POOR MISTY IS SLAVEING OVER THE MICRO WAVE OVIN AND THE TOSTER OVIN NITE AND DAY ON FROSEN PITZA POPERS AND NO BODY THERE WANTS TO EET THEM! WE MUST HAVE 60 BOXES OF THOSE THINGS AND THEY DO NOT KEEP FOR EVER SO WE BETER HAVE A SALE OR SOME THING FAST! IT IS TROO MISTY COULD BERN WATER BUT SHE MAKES A GOOD PITZA POPER SO THAT CANT BE THE PROBLIM.

AND THE BEST SIDE OF THE COFEY SHOP IS THAT THE MAREENS AND THERE FRENDS SAY THAT THE WANT TO HAVE A DRAG SHOW THERE AND I SAY WAT?! YES I SAY!! I DONT NO HOW THEY R GOING TO GET THIS DUN WITH THE COUNTEY SPEED WAY BEEING CLOSED LIKE IT IS FOR 3 YEERS NOW BUT WATEVER IF THERE R DRAGS AT THE COFEY SHOP I AM THERE!! EVEN BRUCE DAWSON THE SHEREF SAIS HE HAS BIN WATING YEERS TO COME OUT TO A DRAG SHOW SO MABEY HE WILL TURN A BLIND I TO THE RACING I HOPE. YEA!!

BOY DO I GET DESTRACTID WEN I COME HERE IT MUSSED BE AL YOR LIES!

SO I WAS TOKING ABOUT THE DU LIES AGEN U DUMMYS! LOL!!!!

SO EVEN WITH OUT THE LYING AND EVERY THING U ARE AL IN FIGHTING AND THAT IS GOOD TO SEE! IT JUST GOWS TO SHOW THAT U DO NOT HAVE A UNTIED FRUNT AND THAT IS BEECOS YOR LIES DO NOT HOLD ANY WATER! U SHUD BE MORE LIKE FOXNEWS AND GET YOR LIES STRATE BEEFOR SAING THEM!

SO I DONT NEED TO GET MISTER DELAY TO SHUT U DOWN BEECOS U R DING IT YORSELFS! AT THIS RATE THERE WILL BE NO MORE DU IN NO TIME FLAT AND I SAY YAY TO THAT!

WICH IS GOOD ANY WAYS BEECUS THE LIBERY IS GOINTO CLOSE SOON AND I HAVE TO GO MEAT MISTY RITE NOW BEECUS I HAVE THE TRUCK TODAY. AND I AM THEN HELPING 2 OF THE MAREENS PICK UP A ANTEEK CHEST FOR THERE BARAX. AND THEY R GOING TO MAKE AM A DINER FROM ITALIE TO THANK ME AND THAT WILL BE AN EXPEERIENSE! ANY THING IS BETER THAN MISTYS CRAZY FRYED PORK CHOPS I SAY BUT GOD BLESS HER ANY WAYS!


SO LONG FOR NOW TRAYTORS!

[uppityperson]

1. Um, Canuck? Think you need to lay off the moose beer

did you know you can take the caps off if you push on the "caps lock" key again?

No more moose beer for you

[Zuni]

2. I actually read that whole thing

:rofl:

[uppityperson]

3. I got a headache after the 1st couple paragraphs.

[CanuckAmok]

4. ITS PROLLY TO MUTCH TRUTH FOR U!

U GIT ON IT NOW!

[uppityperson]

9. hey canook, wanna get togeder for beers an waffles later?

i wud lickto see ya'lls new trailr. i got beers. will misty mack us waffls?

[Arkana]

5. How did Bob Boudelang get into CanuckAmok's account?

Skinner, you promised us that stuff was private! :evilgrin:

[CanuckAmok]

6. I DONT ANSER TO SKINER I ANSER TO A HIYER POWER!

GODS VESILS HAVE AL THE INTER NETS PASWORDS STRATE FROM GODS BIG MOUTH IN THE SKY!

[terrya]

7. This is exactly the sort thing they have over...

at the obsessed over DU site. Except, over there it's not a parody.

[UdoKier]

11. I love that site - makes me laugh and laugh.

They constantly spew and bitch and whine that no DUer has the balls to go over and duke it out with them. HELLO! Nobody wants to talk to your boring moron asses!

They whine about how we have to talk in code for fear of Skinner, because, if we weren't censored, we'd be CONSTANTLY talking about THEM. Yeah, right! LOL!

Hey CUmstains, even though you LIVE for DU, constantly troll and mole DU and have nothing better to do than obsess over certain DU posters, none of us could give a crap about you. We don't know your little insignificant screen names, and don't care about your little deranged rants.

Those of us who go over there go purely for entertainment value, to see what the trogs who are one step lower than freepers are whining about now.

If you're winning over DUers at such an amazing rate, why do you have only 900 members?

I will give 'em one thing, their interface isn't as retarded as the one at FR, even though their logo is fugly as hell.

[xmas74]

8. Did you like beng tied up?

[Mutley]

10. I couldn't get past the fifth paragraph

[uppityperson]

12. took me 2 trys, try again later

easier when you're not tired.

[Mutley]

13. I'm always tired.

I'm reading in spurts.