Pick the breakfast cereal MOST LIKELY to be eaten by an EFFING FREEPER.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

[Droopy]

1. Man, Fruit Loops is my favorite cereal

How did that make it on the list?

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[Kurovski]

25. Something flakey, for sure.

[mermaid]

3. I Picked Shredded Wheat

Because it is a boring, plain-assed cereal. Just like an effing freeper. They aren't into anything exciting. Anything exciting or interesting or fun, they want to outlaw. So it has to be Shredded Wheat. Or Grape Nuts. Which you didn't put on the list at all.

[LostInAnomie]

4. They don't have time for breakfast.

They use that time for slapping the wife around.

[Kurovski]

30. Crunch-brunch.

[punpirate]

5. Has to be raisin bran...

... since they're all constipated anal retentives....

[yardwork]

40. I agree. That was my immediate thought!

Another vote for Raisin Bran! Nasty cereal anyway.

[Swede]

6. Fascist flakes?

Condi rice crispies?

[DBoon]

7. Other

razor blades seasoned with the blood of the homeless

[ThoughtCriminal]

8. Pop-Tarts?

[u4ic]

59. dupe........n/t

[mermaid]

9. nominated

this is a good thread, and good question. I gotta come up with something similar.

god I hate EFFING FREEPERS!!!

[Gemini Cat]

10. Effing hell! They better not effing eat my LuckyCharms.

I effing mean that too.
Oh, and they better stay the hell away from my effing Chex, with or without the mix. Chex mix is effing good!
Huh. Can I just say fuck the freepers and stop the effing around about it? The freeping freeper fuckers!

[Kurovski]

11. Captain Dingleberry

[PittLib]

12. Trix ...

endorsed by Karl Rove.

[Kurovski]

13. I think you got it

Elevated yellow, high orange and severe red.

[PittLib]

17. Yet oddly fruity ...

good stuff ... :rofl:

[barackmyworld]

14. they love trixing the american people

[Kurovski]

18. Or is Jeff Gannon one of Karl's Trix?

His crunchy little cornball of man-lovin?

[CantGetFooledAgain]

15. Shredded Constitution (with wheat)

[Scurrilous]

16. Special KKK n/t

[Kurovski]

20. Another one of KKKarl's favorites.

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Other-Kellogg's Stupid Bran

[Kurovski]

23. ...or Craven Bran.

[Nothing Without Hope]

21. Froot Loops is a cereal version of KoolAid, IMO n/t

[barackmyworld]

22. what about that cereal that is small chocolate chip cookies?

that is like the cereal version of...chocolate chip cookies

[Nothing Without Hope]

24. Yeah, but chocolate is good for the soul!

O8)

(Though that disgusting cereal is stretching the thesis to be sure.)

[Kurovski]

27. It's pretending to be something it isn't

so that would be a good one too.

Is it called "Kookie Crisp"?

[Radical Activist]

26. whatever their maid or docile wife buys for them.

They don't really know what it is.

[CantGetFooledAgain]

28. Fristed Flakes

[Radical Activist]

29. hehe good one.

[Kurovski]

31. Excellent!

All this fucking laughing is not gonna help me get to sleep.

[barackmyworld]

32. lol

with extra cat?

[Radical Activist]

33. cats who were fed Fristies even

I just couldn't help it. sorry.

[LSdemocrat]

34. Freedom Toast

[Kurovski]

35. Goon-Sized Shredded Wheat

[DistressedAmerican]

36. Asshole Bits Cereal! Family Sized Box!

[smoogatz]

37. Jesus Crispies? Corporate Crunch?

[Kurovski]

38. Christ Crispies

This Christian says; "Hold 'yer fire! It's a comment on bogus followers of JC with fried brains."

[smoogatz]

41. They're not Christians

They're Paullian/Leviticans.

[Kurovski]

55. With twelve essential vitamins

[VOX]

77. Condi Rice Krispies!

Not only do they utter "Snap, Crackle and Pop," they say "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud." :nuke: :evilgrin:

[AntiCoup2K4]

39. Alpha Bits

But only the defective boxes that contain only the letters "G" "W" and "B" plus three times the usual number of "K".

[chaska]

42. Creme of Cretin.

[Kurovski]

43. Gloatmeal

[Kurovski]

44. Cream of Bleat.

[blockhead]

45. anything with flakes, fruits, and nuts

[Swamp Rat]

46. RW nutjob idiots usually don't eat cereal

They stuff themselves with greasy food like:


And instant crap like:



Now, Dumbya likes to eat this cereal before he wacks off ponies in the morning:

- or -

- or -


Conservative assholes feed their children this:

[0007]

50. Hilarious! Thanks for the chuckle....

I see if I can find some Baker quotes for ya.

[Kurovski]

51. OMG, yer chokin' me, did you scan those just to post

them here? either way, thanks!

"...before he whacks off ponies." ...Best laugh of the day.

[Swamp Rat]

52. Yes, just for this thread... took me a while though.

:D

[Kurovski]

54. Bless you, oh Swamp Rat

Your efforts and commentary have brought great joy.

Again.

[Swamp Rat]

56. Damn, what are you doing up?

I'm a vampire, what's your excuse? :D ... just got back from the French Quarter ... a bit early for a Saturday night, but there were no republicans to eat. ;)

[Kurovski]

57. It's only midnight on my planet.

[Swamp Rat]

58. OK, great thread/poll by the way.

[Swamp Rat]

63. kick

This is a funny thread! :D

[Kurovski]

64. It sure is.

[Floogeldy]

65. Hey Kurovski. What are you doing kicking this thread?

What is your other DU name?

Do you start on page 20, too?

B-)

[Kurovski]

66. Rats!! Foiled again!

:evilgrin: Samantha Egger. My other DU name is...Samantha Egger.

[Swamp Rat]

73. Did you say "Rats?"

:D

[Kurovski]

74. H'lo! I think Floogeldy thinks I'm you

as well as me.

Bum checks, that's what they'll be doing soon in airports with the administration's "nudie cams".

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3665078

[Swamp Rat]

78. Your ID Sir!

[TK421]

47. I don't know what they prefer, but they need something high in fiber

Since so many of them walk around with that constipated look

[LeftyMom]

48. Rasin Bran

They could use the fiber, 'cause they're so full of shit thier eyes have changed color.

[Deja Q]

49. Alpha-bits

They're alpha-males, but at least they can use their limited spelling abilities to write out really intelligent gab like "Clinton did it", "I love the clenis", "bush is my lord and master", "bush can do to me what he did to my horse", and so on.

[Hatalles]

53. Freepers don't eat cereal for breakfast...

They feast on sanguine human flesh and swill in thick oil.

[Kathryn STone]

60. I disdain Christ Crispies myself, and...

we all know they really eat babies.

[u4ic]

61. BOO!Berry

as in boo! The terrorists are out to get you!

They even have a Repug on the box...isn't that Tucker Carlson?

[Kurovski]

62. HeHeHe

That IS "Liar Tuck!"

I can't believe I once had some respect for the man. Well, that's now a ghost as well.

I see there's a "boo-hooter" free in the box. are those supposed to be used to disrupt speeches by Dems?

"Boo-Hoo, the Dems won't leave us alone to work out our deep personal psychological traumas on the rest of the world!! BOO-HOO!"

[Placebo]

67. Silly Rabbit...

Trix are for kids. :)

[Kurovski]

68. Cuckoobanana Puffs.

[Kurovski]

69. Product 1984

say, did you know there is a cereal called "Skinners Oat Rings"?

Cereal-ously, there is.

[dxstone]

70. Life! They can't get enough of it!

At current rates, it is estimated that reeps will devour all Life on this planet in a matter of 5-10 years, if not sooner...



Either that or Count Fuckula!
D

[UdoKier]

71. Grape Nuts. The cereal from hell.

If there were such a thing, they would eat Post Turdies®.

[giant_robot]

72. Deliri-O's

:shrug:

[VOX]

75. (Confederate) Battle Flag Bits, topped off with Pennzoil 30-weight...

Starts the day with that lost-cause, warm combustion-engine feeling. Rooooaaaar! :evilgrin:

[NMMNG]

76. You didn't have an "other" option

I would have voted for that...I think freepers would eat "All Bran". They are so full of sh*t that they need lots of fiber to clean themselves out ;-)

[Kurovski]

79. Count Shock'n'Awe.

[Shell Beau]

80. I didn't really want to choose, b/c I like them all

and I do not want to be associated with a freep! I did vote though and it was inni mini minie moe!

[tk2kewl]

81. Why isn't shit on the menu?

[Bzzzz]

82. Wheaties...

cause they like pissing in them!!

[Kurovski]

83. Honey Bunches Of Dolts.

[ChoralScholar]

84. They're probably the ones that

eat that Mueslix bullshit that no one else buys...

[MN ChimpH8R]

90. Which reminds me...

Who in the blue hell buys the kraut juice and the really dangerous sounding "potted meat product" that is still seen in grocery stores (at least here in the upper midwest)? :puke:

It has to be the freepers. Who else would sit down with a nice tall glass of _kraut juice_??!! :shrug: :puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

85. Total Asshole

Helps keep you anally retentive.

[Spider Jerusalem]

86. They don't EAT cereal. Didn't you know?

Bacon, grits, sausage, ham, toast, pancakes, waffles, steak, eggs...that's their breakfast food. Cereal is for Commies. Real Americans eat MEAT.

[Kurovski]

88. Swamp Rat provided illustrations of that fine theory

in post #46

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3253632&mesg_id=3257195&page=

[Name removed]

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[Kurovski]

89. Total-itarian