Things Republican Talking Heads Say To Their Shrinks

[Arkana]

Ann Coulter: "You know, maybe I should just come clean and say I'm a man...I can't keep this charade up much longer!"

Sean Hannity: "I wear a toupee...it's not something I'm proud of. Also I hate myself."

Bill O'Reilly: "People talk, but they don't like to listen. They don't know the real me. They call me a monster. If they only knew how right they were."

Michael Savage: "I wish I could tell more people that I'm actually from the Stone Age--my time machine was damaged, and I'm stuck here till I can repair it."

[Seabiscuit]

1. Cheney: "Do you think it's time for me to get an implant?"

"The only time I can get it up these days is when I get to sneer in front of the cameras."

[gordianot]

2. Bush: I really meant to report in but Dad thought I needed to do some

volunteer work.