All right. Ever since my coup was overthrown, the lounge has gone to shit

[Zuni]

So, to preserve law and order, I, Defense Minister Zuni :patriot:, have hearby taken over the DU Lounge and declared war on GD. The former lounge cabinet has taken ill...with whooping cough.:eyesroll: (wink, wink)

The PM has mysteriously vanished :woohoo: . We all pray for his quick return to his rightful position :sarcasm:. Until then, the Lounge is in Martial law and I am the Supreme arbiter of all that goes on. My troops have secured all the major strategic points and have instructions to shoot on sight any violators of the new curfew.:crazy:

[FuzzySlippers]

1. Who's the disappeared PM?

[JohnKleeb]

2. Its true actuaLLy

At least we got Russian ruLe :P.

[Tsiyu]

9. As I recall, we dined on you

in a lovely Kleeb stew. Did they clone the Kleeb or what?

[JohnKleeb]

11. I was in Beantown the time of the coup

:shrug:

[Tsiyu]

15. JUST HOW MANY KLEEBS ARE THERE!!!!!!!

this is getting frightening, folks.

[JohnKleeb]

20. Enough to be sad about this whole week

:cry:

[Tsiyu]

28. Aw. Kleeb. Me, too.

:hug:

I should say some pithy thing an older person would say to a younger person but I can't think of anything you don't already know.

Essept...."This, too, shall pass."

[JohnKleeb]

31. things aint gettin bettah :(

[Tsiyu]

33. They will. You'll see

You have to be careful whom you trust. That is for sure. But you are well-loved here and you have the freedom to say what you think.

Don't get drawn into the Darkness. By the way, my son cheered me up recently by donning a Darth Vader mask ( the one with the voice altering unit that makes you sound like Darth himself) and ordering our entire meal at Sonic that way.

When he finished the order, the kid said through the intercom, "Sorry, I'll have to send someone out to get your order. Our speaker must be messed up."

It was so freaking funny. Hope that visual cheers you up a bit...:)

[BikeWriter]

35. Little Bro, things will have to get better....

[Zuni]

23. You ate his kidney with fava beans and a nice chianti

[lenidog]

3. TO defend the rights of our people abroad

I president of your neigboring country shall send "peacekeepers' in to restore order to your country and provide stability till a provisional government can be set up.

[Zuni]

4. your peacekeepers will not be needed at this time

the purg...peacekeeping operations are proceeding very well

[lenidog]

18. It doesn't really matter such internal trouble in your nations effects

the lives of our brothers and sisters in your nation. It also threatens the security of our nation. Therefore they will be heading in soon. Don't worry we wont be there for that "long"

[crispini]

5. Wait, I thought this was a religious cult?

I'm so confused :crazy:

Either way, I'll whip this out:



All Hail Zuni!

[Zuni]

10. now that is a mindless syncophant!

You definetly have a future in this biz! Have you ever thought about executing thought criminals or have you ever thought about running a homoerotic torture chamber? Once you start, you never want to stop. :P

[crispini]

13. Sign me up for the homoerotic torture chamber!

That sounds right up my alley. I used to be a Republican. ;)

[Tsiyu]

6. Oh President for Life Zuni

If only you had listened to the Commune and eaten the teeny brownies all of this could have been avoided.

But no.

Will you despots never learn?

[Zuni]

16. no silly! I am a dictator because I dictate who lives and dies!

I got sick of that hippy commune everyday! How many days in a row can we eat organic cabbage and play protest songs on a 4 stringed guitar?

[Tsiyu]

24. you must have been at the OTHER commune

We braid each other's hair and give hot stone massages and play blues and Polish Techno music on resonators.


And we dine on wild mushrooms and strawberries.

You just want violence, violence and more violence and I won't have it.

Only one spanking per day per citizen on the commune. Unless you request more than one.....

[Ekirh]

7. Ahhhhh

My Commie Dog has been waiting for this day, and will offer his services in anyway possible.... just as long as he is rewarded in eggs.

[Zuni]

14. from each according to their means, to each according to their needs

your wrinkly but very cute dog will work out great guarding half starved prisoners at my work camps

[Tsiyu]

19. We will need the Commie Dog to bite Zuni on the ass

when he rules poorly.

Does Commie Dog have teeth?

[Ekirh]

21. Of course the Commie Dog has teeth.

He makes good practice with them with the Republican Pound Puppy Chew Toy, which has each appendage named after someone from the bush administration. In fact he's almost done chewing off Karl Rove as we speak.

[Tsiyu]

30. Wonderful

I was worried when you said he only requested eggs.

He sure is cute....

[mike_c]

8. meanwhile, working quietly among the Democratic Underground...

..I shall poison the wells with suspicion and discontent.

[crispini]

12. Ah HA! the Gang of Four makes their appearance.

Does the fact that I've posted in both threads make me a double agent? :crazy:

[sparky_in_ma]

22. Crispini

We must remain loyal to mike_c. He will be the new leader.:patriot:

[Zuni]

25. Mike C is having his testicles eaten by a pack of rabid wolf hounds

it was a tragic accident of course....

[sparky_in_ma]

29. It was one of his many body doubles

we loyal followers will defend him.

[mike_c]

32. god I hate it when that happens....

Quick! Throw 'em another body double!

[Jara sang]

17. Your coup! I started it you ingrate!

[iconoclastic cat]

26. All DUers must change their underwear every 30 minutes and wear

it on the outside.

[Zuni]

27. done

[BikeWriter]

34. Hey, I thought I kicked your ass out of here last week?